Worlds smallest spa store

[spaman_dot_com]

I was on my way up to a local factory today to take a tour and happened upon the worlds smallest spa store. I peaked in the window with my greasy hands and face pressed on the glass only to see the worlds ugliest spa salesjerk inside. I swear this store is 10' x 30' . BTW I will give you one guess who the spa jerk was. LMAO!

 

[Spatech_tuo]

TYou should have gone in, let him make his presentation and tell him "no thanks, I really don't want a spa that isn't insulated" and watched for the steam to rise.

 

[drewstar]

10 x 30?

You mean a garage?

I thought there was at least a showroom with ONE tub in it? plus a parts desk, supplies and accesories?  A help center?
A repair truck?
Spare parts inventory?
At least a rack of homemade photoshoped pamphlets?

Pics of this would have been fun.

 

[Chris_H]

When I read 10’ X 30’ – all I could think about was a jail cell.  I know a jail cell is much smaller, but it just came to my head.  I remember him saying once he had a ‘spa farm.’  Maybe that is where he keeps all the spas.  When I hear the word ‘spa farm,’ I think of a junkyard of spas much like the Phoenix factory.  Just some random thoughts.

 

[Chris_H]

A little more ranting…  I was thinking about why his showroom is so small, he doesn’t need a large showroom due to his large volume of Internet sales.

 

[Alan]

I'm suprised Spaman wasn't shot on site.

 

[Brewman]

Nah, then he'd be a hypocrite, considering his anti gun rant the other day.  

 

[East_TX_Spa]

The World's Happiest Place

Terminator

 

[spaman_dot_com]

I'm suprised Spaman wasn't shot on site.

Trust me I never strayed too far from my Glock.

 

[anaroc]

Ok, you guys are killing me already.  What or who is LMAO???? :-/

 

[Spatech_tuo]

Ok, you guys are killing me already.  What or who is LMAO???? :-/

He is the most wacked out spa salesman in the industry (commonly referred to as The Spa Deceptionist). He buys a middle of the road spa, adds some aluminum foil and a fan to it, and then resells it on-line for about 20% more than the original price (with a promise for a warranty).

 

[Brewman]

Ok, you guys are killing me already.  What or who is LMAO???? :-/

LMAO= Laugh My A*s Off.  
He's also specifically in this thread what Spatech said.  
A wacko from Co.  

 

[East_TX_Spa]

He is a Magical Being, the Elven King!  He is an alchemist extraordinaire!  He can turn ordinary spas into one's made of iron pyrite using only aluminum and a wondrous wind generator!  He is the Protector of the Ignorant and is their undisputed leader!  He goes by many names, but we reverse reverently refer to him as The Flim Flam Man!

Terminator

 

[anaroc]

Oh, I understand now.  Your'e talking about JA from CO.

Amazing what a little research can uncover.  Nice website though! 8)

 

[Spatech_tuo]

Oh, I understand now.  Your'e talking about JA from CO.

Amazing what a little research can uncover.  Nice website though! 8)

BTW, if you order a spa from him it guarantees you a seat in the spaceship that is coming to earth to pick up Jim and his followers. An SCF gets you in first class.

 

[Alan]

BTW, if you order a spa from him it guarantees you a seat in the spaceship that is coming to earth to pick up Jim and his followers. An SCF gets you in first class.

Is there another comet coming that I am not aware of?

 

[spaman_dot_com]

Yes, but luckily all of his followers are in his head so there will be plenty of room on the ship. ;D

 

[JimA]

It is really funny  ;D  reading all your comments.  You do know that I am not against guns, was raised with them, expert shot with pistol and rifle.   Took up skeet shooting and loved it.  I just don't see the fascination with assault rifles.  I guess it is a macho small "member" paranoid sort of thing. ;D

Our store is 16 by 60.  I think it is the smallest hot tub store I have seen.  We also have facilities up at the "spa farm" about 3 miles north with spas to test.

When we became mostly catalog order, all we needed was a place to stack them on trailers and deliver them.  So, we got 2 1/2 ac of land.

It is by cutting the overhead that we are able to sell a 20,000 spa for 11,470.   Or a 12K spa for 6 K.  If you want to see mediocre stuff go to spamans store.

 

[jnolan]

I guess it is a macho small "member" paranoid sort of thing. ;D

Excuse me??  I own a few of those so called "assault rifles" and I'm not macho and I sure don't have a member to be paranoid about.

 

[JimA]

It's a joke!  Don't get all bent out of shape.

I used to do gun smithing years ago as a hobby.