I can't fault a pressman for saying conversate when our president can say
I loved Will Farrell's impersonation of President Bush on SNL. Unfortunately these are more gems from our Commander and Chef

, not skits from SNL.
"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" —George W. Bush
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''—Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."—CNBC, April 15, 2000
"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person."— Interview with Time magazine in the Dec. 25, 2000, issue.
"She is a member of a labor union at one point."—Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together." —Bartlett, Tenn., Aug. 18, 2000
"We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"—Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
"Keep good relations with the Grecians."—Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." —George W. Bush, reflecting in 1994 about growing up in Midland, Texas
"I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."—Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000
"I understand small business growth. I was one."—New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000