Average IQ drops!

[Alan]

Suddenly the average IQ in Columbus, Ohio dropped by .00001   Its almost as if 22 people with no IQ suddenly came into town.

I'm not sure what to think.

 

[Chas]

Or 44 with negative-number IQ ?? (They have cheerleaders and support staff, don't they?)

 

[East_TX_Spa]

You mean it's down to 49.99999!  OMG!  Don't worry, it'll be back up to 50 before ya'll know it. ;D

Terminator

 

[Chas]

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[Spatech_tuo]

You mean it's down to 49.99999!  OMG!  Don't worry, it'll be back up to 50 before ya'll know it. ;D

Terminator

Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

 

[East_TX_Spa]

Forget the game Saturday, the REAL game is going to be Friday.

Defending 5-A Texas State Champion Tyler Robert E. Lee is coming to play Cincinnati Colerain in an interstate high school football game.  Tyler is where our main store is and one of our employees is an alumnus.  That's the game everyone down here is excited about.

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[Alan]

Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

I crossed the border 7/7/77 and stayed. I'm not sure which state came out ahead in that exchange.

 

[Spatech_tuo]

I crossed the border 7/7/77 and stayed. I'm not sure which state came out ahead in that exchange.

The 48 not involved!! ;D :

 

[Alan]

Forget the game Saturday, the REAL game is going to be Friday.

Defending 5-A Texas State Champion Tyler Robert E. Lee is coming to play Cincinnati Colerain in an interstate high school football game.  Tyler is where our main store is and one of our employees is an alumnus.  That's the game everyone down here is excited about.

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Terminator

I can get you tickets, the game is about 5 miles from my house at the home of the MLS  Columbus Crew Stadium

 

[East_TX_Spa]

Can you send your private jet down to pick me up?  Mine's in the shop getting new twin .50 cal machine guns added.

I get off work at 6.  Thanks!

Terminator

 

[East_TX_Spa]

The 48 not involved!! ;D :

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Terminator

 

[Chris_H]

Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

That Ohio moonshine is the best.  I find it amazing how smart Pennsylvanians are.  

 

[stuart]

I think I'm spotting a trend...

As JA's delivery truck rolls through a state and he preaches his snake oil routine the IQ in the entire area drops slightly ;D 8)

 

[Lori]

 Terminator,  have I told you lately that I love you?

 Chas, I am so disappointed in you!

Mr. Moderator,  this thread was really intended for me I realize, but it sure is nice to have some back up!!!  Tonight is the night!      

 

[East_TX_Spa]

 Terminator,  have I told you lately that I love you?

Golly ma'am.........aw shucks! :-X :-[;D

Terminator

 

[Chas]

sorry...

:-[

 

[stuart]

sorry...

:-[

Oh Lori, now see what you've done....you hurt Chas's feelings!

 

[Lori]

Oh Chas, you are still my favorite southern cal HotSprings dealer!!

What a game!  Bill, are you still feeling the sting of that whipping??  There were a few times my husband was worried about my blood pressure!  Now, if they can just beat the Sooners, even if they lost the rest of their games, I could be happy!  Not that I would be, but I could be!!!

 

[Alan]

Whipping? ;D

 

[Mendocino101]

You just knew that OS ...missed chances to put the ball in the end zone would catch up to them...I am a Trojan fan but was pulling for OS...I am not sure if any team can stop the USC offense ....