Alley Fest Part II

[East_TX_Spa]

I sold this youngster an Envoy for a million dollars.  He gave me a million dollar bill and he thinks the spa's being delivered Friday.  The money's already been deposited in my off-shore account.  Sucker....


Saturday night, our booth was THE place to be.  The Dickey Twins stopped by:

They were my first underlings back in college.  They helped me solder wires and do heat shrinking for some of my Halliburton assemblies.  There are no two girls on earth who are more fun to be around.

Jackie Jones came up and pinched my butt just like she did in high school.  Fastest girl I ever saw:


Amy, Ronnie, Doug, and Kim all showed up to cater to my every need:


Ronnie, our service manager, got some service himself from a couple of twins who worked in the beer garden.  Ronnie is single, but he pulled a double that night:


Seeing my lithe, supple body in the spa evidently got Kim in the mood and Doug applied the remedy:


Hannah and her friend Jessica stopped by to visit.  They are going to work the Balloon Race with me next month.  Hannah's 5'10".  Jessica is about 5'13"!!!


In the lower right hand corner is Big Chief Willeford, my college roommate who gave me my first Shiner Bock.  He has since switched to Miller Lite in order to preserve his physique, which is a perfect sphere at the moment:


I left about 11:00 pm Saturday as I was tired.  The next day, I arrived at the booth to find 40 empty beer cans, two empty whiskey bottles, paper plates, and a pair of underwear scattered around.  We went through the 5 30-packs of beer we were provided that night!

On Sunday, Officer Tommy reported that there were approximatley 20 people using the spa until 3:00 am.  I was glad people had a good time!


Austin P. Roadman, the world famous Armadillo puppet comic, went around entertaining folks.  He is without a doubt, the funniest Armadillo puppet in Texas!


Everyone brings their pets out on Sunday:



Went over to the RC race track.  The number 3 car was having a bad day, as usual:


Some folks stopped by and bought a Jetsetter while we were draining the spas.  That paid for the whole weekend:


A couple of young gals hopped in to cool off at the end of the day:


We ended up bringing 8 more 30-packs of leftover beer home with us.  Can't wait until the Great Texas Balloon Race next month!

Terminator

[Zep]

Great Pics Terminator!

Whoa.....look at the "junk in that trunk"
of the babe talking to the policeman!

God I love white pants!

[Snowbird]

Good job Term.. as usual.

Do you think the cop noticed the camera chick's eye-catching derrière?

[hottub.pool_boy]

YOU GUYS PUT ON SOME GREAT EVENTS. HATS OFF TO YA.

[drewstar]

I';ve heard the same thing about Austin Roadman. Of all the traveling armadillo comedey puppet shows in Texas, he has constantly ranked in the top 5.

The Dickie twins?....yea. I would have gotten slapped if you introduced them to me that way....Drewstar....meet the dicky twins....

[East_TX_Spa]

Good job Term.. as usual.

Do you think the cop noticed the camera chick's eye-catching derrière?
 

Oh yeah....so did everyone else.  She was a cutie.



Terminator

[East_TX_Spa]

I';ve heard the same thing about Austin Roadman. Of all the traveling armadillo comedey puppet shows in Texas, he has constantly ranked in the top 5.

I didn't realize that you were such a big fan!


Here's some other assorted pics:


One of my very first customers:


Women kept asking me to stand up in the spa.  I guess they thought I was nekkid.  I would solemnly reply "I am standing up.  I'm a dwarf."  They would then turn red and quickly walk away:


These twins were pretty up front with Ronnie.  One said she had great upper body technique and her sister had great lower body technique and that Ronnie was in for a fun night!  Ronnie is what I refer to as a "sporting gent" who is always looking for new people to meat.


This gal was proud of her spray-on tattoo.  I asked what it was and she said "a faerie."  Looked more like a drunken baboon with an Etch-a-Sketch drew it:


Terminator

[tmknies1]

Totally cool Term.

[drewstar]

I sold this youngster an Envoy for a million dollars.  He gave me a million dollar bill and he thinks the spa's being delivered Friday.  The money's already been deposited in my off-shore account.  Sucker....

 

Term, Did that $1M bill have bible quotes on it?

IF so, the Sercret Service would like to have a word with you....

http://www.wral.com/family/9331337/detail.html

[96SC]

Everyone brings their pets out on Sunday

Term, you have quite a diverse cross section of associates.  Hot looking camerawomen, hygenists, health inspectors, and twins.  Then folks taking their hyenas and fang baring monkeys for a stroll,  I expected to see armadillos and longshorns.

Looked like a good time, wish I was there.

[East_TX_Spa]

Term, you have quite a diverse cross section of associates.

That's a good point.  I get along well with most all folks: black, white, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Asian, dwarf, sportin' gents and ladies, freaky tatoo people, alternative lifestyle folks, ugly children, law enforcement, military, civilian, fat people, hillbillies, uppity folks, heads of state, just about everyone as long as they're not trashy chuckleheads that act ignorant.

Terminator

[wmccall]

Oh, my god, my eyes.

[LtDan]

Damn, I want to be a hot tub salesman when I grow up! You sure make that job fun.

[East_TX_Spa]

Oh, my god, my eyes.

I agree, she weren't much to look at.  But she had a great personality.

Terminator

[East_TX_Spa]

Damn, I want to be a hot tub salesman when I grow up! You sure make that job fun.

It beats the hell out of selling insurance or burial plots, that's for sure.

Terminator