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Oh OK.I thought you were starting a new career, writing short stories..
Hot Tub Horror Stories"this is a special report" the radio annoucer said. "Mad Dog Arjuna, the deranged, murderous physco with a hook for one hand. has just broken out of the state mental ward. Everyone is advised to stay inside and lock thier doors."There was a note stuck to his body "How's this for insualtion? The note said. And a bloody hook was stuck into his neck! How's that for a cheap hot tub horror story?
That's classic!Did he also patent the body automatic heat technology system? - also known as BAIT tm?
It is not for the faint-of-heart or weak constitutions.... Poor little old whisp just sat right in that 102 degree crockpot and stewed for 5 or 6 days until he was soooooo tender that the meat fell right off the bone.My boss had the unenviable task of cleaning up the pride and joy after the coroner had performed his investigation and removed as much of the stew as he could.
Term I'm thinkin' that you and Stephen King need to do lunch...I think he needs some fresh ideas...LMAO!!...
(um...you DID make that up, right? )
100% true story. Do not die in the hot tub or you will turn into chili.Happy little couple still use the spa to this day.Terminator