Hot Tub Pic O'the Day 11-10-05 (Ladies Only)

[East_TX_Spa]

I finally found a guy for ya'll who is not:

a. Fat
b. Old
c. Bald
d. Wearing a thong
e. Holding a bird

What do ya'll think?  Is this more what you had in mind or do I need to keep looking?






Terminator

[cappykat]

OMG....you're hurting me!!  Is that a doobie in his mouth?  YUK!!

[vlady]

Well, I've gotta admit he isn't all of those things you have listed but I think you should a few items to that list in order to please the ladies here.  Like maybe... not on his death bed!

[East_TX_Spa]

It looks like a regular ol' Marlboro to me, but I don't know about such things.

So, it seems you like this one OK?

Terminator

[East_TX_Spa]

Well, I've gotta admit he isn't all of those things you have listed but I think you should a few items to that list in order to please the ladies here.  Like maybe... not on his death bed!

Haaaahaaahaaaaaaaa!!!

Well here's ya'lls opportunity to lay down the criteria and I will spend the entire day trying to find the perfect pic for ya.  Tell me what you want and I'll find it!

Terminator

[sunnydee]

That's just not right.... :-/

[East_TX_Spa]

That's just not right.... :-/

I agree, smoking in the tub is not healthy.

Terminator

[Brookenstein]

OMG!   That skinny little man with the horrible haircut looks like my husband did when I met him 10+ years ago.  

No, Terminator.. thats not quite what we are looking for... I'd like someone at least in the 165lb range or more and preferably not stoned, but the effort is appreciated.  

[drewstar]

OMG....you're hurting me!!  Is that a doobie in his mouth?  YUK!!

Not unless doobies now have filters on the end.  

The pic does bring up a slight annoyance: smoking in the tub. Matches and lighters can easly and quickly become useless.  I have some tiki torches by the tub and light those, it adds a nice atmosphere to the tub and do an excellent job lighting those Cohibas.

Just be careful when putting your face too close to the flame, espically after a few burbons.  Not that I ever did anything that dumb,  

[East_TX_Spa]

OMG!   That skinny little man with the horrible haircut looks like my husband did when I met him 10+ years ago.  

No, Terminator.. thats not quite what we are looking for... I'd like someone at least in the 165lb range or more and preferably not stoned, but the effort is appreciated.  

OK, I'm really confused now about what women want (always have been).

This slender, dark haired, young man looks just like the man you chose to marry and remain with for 10 years.  However, you now seem repulsed by the same standards of appearance.  Have your tastes changed that much or are you just exercising your right to change your mind because that is a woman's prerogative?

???Terminator

[cappykat]

Sorry...I'm not a smoker and my eyes are bad...LOL!  Let's see someone like Hugh Jackman, Josh Harknett, Tom Cruise, even Sean Connery.  

For me at least 6', 200lbs, dark hair, muscular, nice teeth, good skin, honest and kind, good provider, loves children...oh, I think I just described my husband.

[East_TX_Spa]

Sorry...I'm not a smoker and my eyes are bad...LOL!  Let's see someone like Hugh Jackman, Josh Harknett, Tom Cruise, even Sean Connery (all rolled into one, except that freaky little Cruise guy).  

For me at least 6", 200lbs 250 lbs, dark chin hair, muscular head, nice teeth, a lot of good skin,  somewhat honest and occasionally kind, good beer provider, loves children firearms...oh, I think I just described my husband the guy below.

Terminator

[Brookenstein]

Terminator,

I'm not completely shallow I didn't marry for looks alone, I married for his bank account.  

[cappykat]

Tremendous improvement over the skinny, smoking fiend!

[East_TX_Spa]

Brooke my dear, I never, ever envisioned you as being shallow!  You are very honest, though.  Most ladies won't admit to what you just did.

Terminator