Hot Tub Pic O' the Day 10-5-05

[East_TX_Spa]

I guess that spa has a 1.0 HP pump!

Terminator

[Spatech_tuo]

I see he has to reboot after each soak.

[Dr. Spa™ Ret.]

*gulp* The horse has no teeth, right?

[Brookenstein]

I thought the pic o day today would be complete with 'My first meeting with Tammy'...  we are waiting for details please.    Pics are always welcome too.  

[cappykat]

Yea, what's the story  

[Spatech_tuo]

I thought the pic o day today would be complete with 'My first meeting with Tammy'...  we are waiting for details please.    Pics are always welcome too.  

Yea, what's the story  

TAMMY, TAMMY, TAMMY!!! That's all you gals think about!!! Lay off it, we have other topics we'd like to discuss!!

[Brookenstein]

TAMMY, TAMMY, TAMMY!!! That's all you gals think about!!! Lay off it, we have other topics we'd like to discuss!!

Uh, who are you trying to fool?

[East_TX_Spa]

I thought the pic o day today would be complete with 'My first meeting with Tammy'...  we are waiting for details please.    Pics are always welcome too.  

You're going to hold me to that, I guess.  I did meet Tammy and this is how it went:

"The night was moist, hot and moist......I could see her silhouette hilighted against the near perfect moon...."

I guess I'm not much of a romance writer.

Anyway, I took my wife and daughter to the Red River Revel in Shreveport, LA on Sunday.  It is an Arts and Crafts Festival with artisans, music stages, and BEER gardens along the Red River.  We have a booth set up with some spas near one of the stages.

I kind of snuck up on my associate (Crank) and stole a pack of cigarettes I found in the booth.  My wife and daughter went on their way and I walked over and introduced myself to Tammy, whom I had only talked to on the phone.

"Hi, Tammy.  I'm Chris.  It's nice to meet you. (While shaking her hand with both of mine, just like Ted Bundy).
"Hi, I'm Tammy", then she turned and walked away.

Well, don't I feel like a goober.  Here I am, trying to help her earn some money for college while also developing her as an internet icon, and all I get is "Hi, I'm Tammy" then the brush-off.

Well, by this time, I have to run and catch up with my family.  We went and had some fun.  On our way out, I went back by the booth and talked to Crank.  Tammy was gone on a break.  I told Crank "Well, Tammy wasn't too damn personable."

Crank: "Oh, she was just embarassed to meet you because she didn't have any make-up on."

Terminator: "Huh.  Well, I think I may just go over to Kilgore College and see if I can't find a Rangerette that might like to work at our upcoming VIP night."

Crank: "Tammy's just run out of personality after talking to so many people."

Terminator: "OK."

Terminator

[Spatech_tuo]

I went back by the booth and talked to Crank.  Tammy was gone on a break.  I told Crank "Well, Tammy wasn't too damn personable."

Do you really think you stood a chance at impressing her when she was already in the presense of a guy named "CRANK"?

[drewstar]

Did she ask about me?

[Brookenstein]

Ahh, what a sad little story.    I'm actually a bit dissapointed I thought she was gonna be a cool chic.  I guess to have a bod like that, you have to have flaws elsewhere.  

[Spatech_tuo]

 I guess to have a bod like that, you have to have flaws elsewhere.  

I hate when women try to find flaws in other women! How spiteful! Besides, we're looking for the INNER beauty in Tammy!

[Brookenstein]

I hate when women try to find flaws in other women! How spiteful! Besides, we're looking for the INNER beauty in Tammy!

Oh, Spatech!!!  I compliment what an awesome bod she has and you call me spiteful.  Jealous, maybe, spiteful, never.  It was Terminator who didn't see the inner beauty in her, and I was dissapointed in that (not in Terminator.. in that she didn't show her inner beauty).  I was hoping she had it all.  I was hoping she was the complete package.  Believe me, I only wish I had a body like that.  I would have to spend my spa money to do that.    Hopefully she was just having a bad day.

[Spatech_tuo]

 I only wish I had a body like that.  

My thoughts exactly.

[Brookenstein]

My thoughts exactly.

I'm 5'2 115 pounds, not too bad after 2 kids.. all I'm missing is the boobs, if you wanna give me $5k I'd be happy to get some.