Author Topic: Help me name my critter. (Read 17170 times)

East_TX_Spa · « **on:** August 31, 2006, 01:17:14 pm »

I am running out of time. �As some of you know, Ol' Meanness is with child, a masculine child according to the sonogram. �She wants to name him "Jesse".

When I think of that name, I think of: �Jesse Jackson, Jesse James, or Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard. �Uncle Jesse is the only one I have some fondness towards.

I have tried to come up with a name. �I like "Gunner" but she says no. �I like "Nocona" but she says no. �I'm just about ready to name the varmint "Shitbird Jones" and be done with it.

Anybody have any good names ya'll can suggest? �Our last name is Ogden if that helps.

Thank you.

Terminator

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** August 31, 2006, 01:17:14 pm »

imp etc · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:29:32 pm »

Hmmm . . . would Jesse Owens be more your speed?

He certainly put a stick in Hitler's eye . . .

How about family names - got any good ones there?

I've always liked Jan (J sounds like a Y) or Johann . . .

Nash goes well with Ogden . . .

Movinon · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:29:59 pm »

Hunter?

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:56:05 pm »

Augustine Ogden (Augy Ogden, now that has a ring)

Oliver Ogden (they can call him "double O", named after Cousin Oliver on the brady bunch obviously)

Bo Ogden (that way you can call him Boog or even Booger)

Shiner Ogden (maybe not, every time you call out to your wife for a beer your son will come running)

96SC · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:59:23 pm »

I'm with you, Term. �Not Jesse. �Sounds to feminine, he may end up in some spa chat forum as a piece of eye candy for the ladies.

cooltoy2000 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:40:05 pm »

Congratulations on the new arrival.

How about "Kalashnikov". Kal for short. Or "Uzi".

wmccall · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:42:36 pm »

The phrases, "Jesse get yer gun" and "Jesse's got a gun" do have a nice ring to it.

drewstar · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:48:16 pm »

Well since the lil ankle bitter was concieved in the land down under, I did a search on Austrialian baby names and found

Jarrah, a mens name meaning eucalyptus tree

Or you could name him Sydney.

For some rieason Nicholas has a nice ring to it and so does Mathew. Of cousre, I've always been found of Andrew.

drewstar · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2006, 02:51:42 pm »

Then agian you could go the "hollywood route"

Nicholas Cage just named his boy Kal EL (as in the kryptonite name for Superman).

Bruce Willis has named his kids Scout.

Cooter is always good.

Guzz · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:06:09 pm »

You could go the Regal Route, George, James, William, Phillip, nah, forget it, they all sound like wooly woofters, except George Ogden, who sounds like a Boxer, or maybe a butcher, who makes his own sausages.

Bonibelle · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:41:54 pm »

Jamal, Shaquile, Obidiah...they all go well with Jones...
sometimes you may just want to honor someone...
so consider James, or Jim for short!

wmccall · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 03:50:26 pm »

If you anticipate him/her causing you grief, you can start getting even ahead of time by giving him a real common name, but spelling it differently so he can never find personalized stuff at the store. Like naming a girl Merry, or a guy Kristopher

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:45:29 pm »

These are really helpful and I appreciate it!!!!!!!

UZI- I really like that!!!! 8-)

Terminator

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:52:29 pm »

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For some rieason Nicholas has a nice ring to it and so does Mathew. �Of cousre, I've always been found of Andrew.

LOL, I've got a Matthew, an Andrew, a Daniel and Nichloas was in the running. Maybe you're only partially obnoxious.

Bonibelle · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:52:29 pm »

How about Shane? Or Lewis?

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 04:52:29 pm »

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