Shopping for Spa Techs

[Vinny]

Do you think Chas can use me?

[Chas]

I don't know.....


Can you dance?

[Steve]

Stuart,

I'd like to apply for the job! I was thinking about changing my career anyway.

But before I do I need to stress some things first:

 - I only do service calls from 11:00 am to 2:00 pm.
 - During that time, I prefer to troubleshoot via computer
 - I don't lift anything over 25 lbs including tool boxes.
 - During my workday I require an hour lunch.
 - I require full factory training on any and all brands.
 - I will use your Hummer for service calls.
 - Things I forgot here will be discussed at a later date.

So tell me where to send my resume!


Or should that be tell me where to stick my resume!

Didn't you just describe Stuart's job?

[spahappy]

I'm not currently a tech but give me some tools and your Humvee and ohh yeah, your credit card and we'll see where it goes from there.


Spahappy

[Steve]

I'm not currently a tech but give me some tools and your Humvee and ohh yeah, your credit card and we'll see where it goes from there.

Spahappy

And that would be Stuart's wife's job...

[Vinny]

I don't know.....


Can you dance?

 

Typically I don't dance but if the price is right ... But I will warn you it's not a pretty sight!

[stuart]

I don't know.....


Can you dance?

 

Chas your not thinking about reviving the chicken outfit again are you?

[Drewski]

Gee, can I apply? I'm getting to know Artesian spas pretty well if you switch lines...

Drewski

[Chas]

Chas your not thinking about reviving the chicken outfit again are you?

No - Mrs. Chas and I have been trying to lose weight recently, and late one night, in a fit of the munchies, we ate the chicken suit.

[spahappy]

HMMMM A fit of munchies.

I remember those days...