Three Dog Night

[sharkman009]

You could come see me, drink beer, shoot guns, harass liberals, smoke cigars, meet Tammy, how many more reasons do you need?

Terminator

That sounds like my kind of spa sale!

[TMJ]

Not quite behind the Costco, but close enough. Btw, I have heard it said we are close to being the 51st state.

[East_TX_Spa]

Bogota, Columbia?

Terminator

[TMJ]

lol...getting closer, I suppose....lol

[East_TX_Spa]

You're not in Arkansas, are you?  I drove through Booger Creek one time.  Population 7 (countin' 1 coon dog).

I guess you didn't win the lottery last night, huh?

Terminator

[TMJ]

No lottery win, but maybe tonight, or tomorrow night.
Arkansas huh, cant be, I have two dogs.

[drewstar]

No lottery win, but maybe tonight, or tomorrow night.
Arkansas huh, cant be, I have two dogs.

Only two dogs? The nights mustn't get too cold then, where your' from.  

[East_TX_Spa]

No lottery win, but maybe tonight, or tomorrow night.
Arkansas huh, cant be, I have two dogs.

And there you have it, my point exactly:  If you win the lottery tomorrow, you can buy another dog and have a Three Dog Night!

Terminator

[TMJ]

lol..... Hubby would love our logic, he has been hinting at getting another dog.

[East_TX_Spa]

lol..... Hubby would love our logic, he has been hinting at getting another dog.

So there you have it.  He evidently has a fixation on Three Dog Nights so it makes perfect sense (even in Arkansas) to come to the Alley Fest.  It only took two pages to figure it out.

Terminator

[TMJ]

lol, will keep that in mind, now I just sell this to him. When he returns home will show him this thread. This fest is in Tyler Texas, correct?

[Brewman]

You could come see me, drink beer, shoot guns, harass liberals, smoke cigars, meet Tammy, how many more reasons do you need?

Terminator

I don't need any reasons, it'd be Mrs. Brewman who'd need to be convinced.  Beer, cigars, and guns- sounds awsome.  
Wanna harass liberals?  Gad, come up here sometime.
They as thick as mosquitos up here, and way more annoying.
Plus, they don't tend to respond to DEET.

[East_TX_Spa]

lol, will keep that in mind, now I just sell this to him. When he returns home will show him this thread. This fest is in Tyler Texas, correct?

Bite your tongue, dear lady!

Tyler is the place where the heatherns dwell.  It is dark, smelly, and the citizens have no souls.  They don't even allow BEER to be sold as it is a dry county.

Longview is the magical golden city of Texas where armadillos and possums and children play together like brethren and sisthren and the beer flows like milk and honey.  Tis where I reside.

Terminator

[East_TX_Spa]

Wanna harass liberals?  Gad, come up here sometime.
They as thick as mosquitos up here, and way more annoying.
Plus, they don't tend to respond to DEET.

But down here, we can sling LEAD at them when they start kumbayain' on our property.

Terminator

[TMJ]

Big OOPS! Please foregive me. At this point you have a better chance of seeing him down there than me. At this point he is in your country more than he is home, per month. Where abouts is LongView? I have never been further south than Vegas.