Not really related to hot tubs, but thought this was funny today.
I got this email this morning....
Hello Sir/Madam,
LETTER OF PURCHASE
Am Mrs Stephanie Thomas from california and i would like to know if u carry spa in stock.I would need the spa for a hotel been newly opened by my partners and we need this spa as soon as possible.I would like u to email me the types that u have in stock and the spa hydrotherapy action including the pumps and everything that comes with it.I would like u to email me this info asapso that i would know their prices and when u are going to get them ready and packed for the shipping.Actually the price would determine the quantity to be
bought and morever i would like to know the major credit cards that u accept.
Thank u very much and hope to hear from u.
stephanie...........................
Im bored, I bite and reply describing what hot tubs we carry and where to pick out the one she wanted... and was followed up with this email...
Hello,
Thank u vemuch.I would like to inform u that i would need this spa to be shipped to my partners in ghana west africa and i would like u to get me this spa asap.I would like to u to get me the price of the spa and i would be very glad to give u my credit card and driver license to run out allthe charges and i would like u to get me this spa asap.I would also like u to know that the spa would be shipped to ghana west africa.That is where the hotel is situated and i would like u to give u my partners info in ghana so that u can call them to do some verificaion and also his name is william or kobe.
WILLIAM GALVIN
(MAYOR HOTEL)
213 MAYOR ST
CANTONMENT,ACCRA
GHANA,WEST AFRICA
00233.
PHONE :233 244 569343
U CAN CALL THE FIRST THING TMR AND THEY WOULD TALK TO U MORE BUT I AM HANDLING ALL THE PAYMENT AND SHIPPING PROCESS NOW SO U CAN EMAIL ME THE PRICE OF THE Palomar SPAS AND I WOULD EMAIL U MY CREDIT CARDS TO RUN OUT ALL THE CHARGES ASAP.
THX.
Stephanie...............................
WEST AFRICA?
Don't they have dealerships in Ghana?? So I am enjoying myself a little more and tell her I dont have a Palomar in stock, but I would be happy to sell her a Geneva paradise. Which follows....
HELLO,
Thank u very much.I would need the 1 Geneva Paradise – White Sand – Redwood Cabinet but i would like u to help me with the shipping b cos at the moment am in a flight to south africa for a conference where i would pass through ghana on my way back so all u need to do is to get me this spa.I would pay for them,then later u get any cargo shipping to ghana so that u package them then send them to the airport or u can use the sea for of shipping too.I would need this spa and and 2 for now.Pls email me the total cost then i would email u my drivers lisence and credit cards to run out all the charges and also pls try your best to email me asap.Because the shipping shuold not be a plm.Just get them ready then find any form of shipping but am going to see to the payment and that with my credit cards
stephanie...............
Now I am rolling on the floor. This goes far and beyond our "Free Delivery". So I respond that there is no way to ship that via sea or air and damned if Im "helping" with the delivery... especially since you cant freaking spell.
Haven't gotten a response in a few hours so I will keep ya'll posted.
Neil O'Donovan
"Brining Spatopia to West Africa"