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Huh. I heard that you spend your days sitting naked in a death trap of tub, drunk out of your mind, propositioning hookers, and when the urge strikes you, you squeeze off a few rounds from you scary man killing homicidal guns. Occasionaly, in moments of breif sobreiety, you will fleece little old ladys and take all thier money and sell them one of the worst hot tubs on the market.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
Glad to hear you have a carry permit. If more people would take the time to learn to defend themselves we'd have a lot less victims. And probably a lot less criminals.
So is mine, now that you mention it. Better start studying!