A scrawny man at a bar in Columbus says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny Ohio State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at Ohio State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at Ohio State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Ohio State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at Ohio State. Now are you sure you want to tell us all your joke?”
The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.”
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan Wolverine fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Wolverine fans also.
Not really knowing what a Wolverine fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Joe has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I am not a Wolverine fan."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Buckeye fan," boasts Joe.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Joe why he is a Buckeye fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan also."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "No... then," says Joe, "I'd be a Wolverine fan."
