Sex in a hot tub???

[Helios]

Women must be careful; there is always the risk of a hydrolock!!!

[Chas]

There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with.  If you know what I mean.

You didn't think those 'wrist jets' were actually for wrists/hands now, did you? Why do you think they always put at least one of them out near the center of the tub?

Of course, I have never found a classy way of putting that information into a sales pitch.


 8-)

[Hillbilly Hot Tub]

How about the volcano jets!

[East_TX_Spa]

How about the volcano jets!

Those jets are revered by those Sadist-Machomens, I reckon.

Term

[Brookenstein]

Hey Term, no offense to the the person in your current avatar pic... but I prefered the hot blonde.

[drewstar]

The only thing inappropriate would be the neighbors watching.

(in my best George Castanza voice)

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

[East_TX_Spa]

Hey Term, no offense to the the person in your current avatar pic... but I prefered the hot blonde.

If you say so....enjoy:

[Hillbilly Hot Tub]

Those jets are revered by those Sadist-Machomens, I reckon.

Term

 

[Brookenstein]

If you say so....enjoy:

Not the blonde I was thinking of.

[Micah]

On a side note, my wife sometimes has sex in the tub without me.    There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with.  If you know what I mean.

My wife insists that I dont sell relaxation or therapy, she says that I sell $10,000 sex toys

[Chas]

My wife insists that I dont sell relaxation or therapy, she says that I sell $10,000 sex toys

I have always tried to hint at that - but I may have to be more forthcoming in this economy. I could always just say it, I suppose....

And BTW - Tim Melbrod is our rep out here in La La Land, and he is the best factory rep I have ever had bar none.

 8-)

[East_TX_Spa]

Tim is 80% of the man he once was.

Term

[Micah]

Tim is one of the nicest guys I have ever met.  I wish he was a Jacuzzi rep

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 I remember hearing a thing on the local radio,  it was one of those joke spots.  It was a guy calling a spa store from his hot tub asking them how to get his blow up doll that got stuck in the filter system out.  OMG it was one of the funniest things I ever heard.

[wewannahottub]

Tim is 80% of the man he once was.

Term

Is that the David Letterman look-a-like?  And, 80% of the man he was--from the volcano jets??