Author Topic: Valentines Rhymes...from the hot tub (Read 18750 times)

drewstar · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:16:38 pm »

It's sad that you're away, so distant and so far
Please don't get upset, but I spending tonight with Drewstar!

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:16:38 pm »

Bonibelle · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:26:34 pm »

Couldn't do that Drew,
I value YOUR life,

How bout I'm spending the evening
with Drew and his wife?

drewstar · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:40:20 pm »

A night with me and the wife?
I must remain calm. play it cool and not act too goofy.

Think!, where did I put the roofie?

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:45:23 pm »

I loved the poem Boni, too bad 'bout your weather
I never knew you two got kinky with leather.

soak-king · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:55:49 pm »

Sweetheart, You make my life complete,
I just wish you'd put your teeth back in before you eat.

Richs100 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:16:43 pm »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.

soak-king · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:29:56 pm »

Today is the day of Valentine,
It's a shame you look like a porkupine

Bonibelle · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:32:50 pm »

My �dear friend Term,
There's lots to learn,
Leather is always in fashion,
I guess it is my passion.

excuse me for switching our sonnets to limericks but:

I should call our friend �Spa Doc,
For a �cover that would really rock,
Might not be all weather,
But I'd love black leather...

and you know that this all is a crock �

drewstar · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:38:20 pm »

oh come on...you could have come up with a better rhyme than "Crock".

Bonibelle · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:16:42 pm »

No because it is a crock...I bought my hubby a leather coat for Valentine's day...so all that Term is suggesting is a crock!

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:03:13 pm »

I used to have some leather pants
They made me look real cool
But sweatin' in the Texas heat
Made rust form on my tool.

Bonibelle · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2008, 10:16:29 pm »

Since I haven't mastered Photoshop, we will all just have to imagine Term in Tom Jone's leather pants.....

Chad · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:39:34 pm »

Bonibelle · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2008, 12:16:15 am »

Nice try Chad, but I remember Tom's leathers much much tighter than those...Guess Term could consider this style, it shouldn't cause the rust problems he experienced in the past

searchinginfl · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:45:50 am »

On Valentines Day I send you this poem
I noticed you went in the Hot Tub and made some foam
I never realized that you were starting to roam
I just changed the locks, now get out of my home!

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2008, 10:45:50 am »

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