Author Topic: Valentines Rhymes...from the hot tub (Read 18751 times)

soak-king · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 06:05:50 pm »

These are some entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic line first but a least romantic line second.

My darling lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That is why I wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe - GO TO HELL!

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts Vodka, one part lime.

ANY OTHERS?

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 06:05:50 pm »

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:15:31 pm »

The height and depth of our love shall prevail,
Matched only by the width of your tail.

Chad · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:23:36 pm »

I love you with all my heart,
especially those amazing feet.
Until my marriage falls apart,
let's keep this relationship discrete.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:29:15 pm »

Before I met you, I was lost and alone
Now I get all of my sex off the phone.

Chad · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:48:49 pm »

Gazing up at the night sky,
while we're relaxing in our hot tub,
I can't help but let out a sigh,
as I would rather be giving your sister a foot rub.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:51:48 pm »

Two soul mates for life, that's what we are
Now you're tied up and gagged in the trunk of my car.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:59:08 pm »

I've never seen a face so lovely as yours
It ain't me talking, it's this 12 pack of Coors.

Chad · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:01:03 pm »

You say Terminator is your man,
although he never gets you a present,
I say good luck getting him out of the can,
because I just gave him a diahrea solvent.

Chad · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:19:35 pm »

He maybe wise,
he maybe funny,
but he only eats things fried,
and looks like Bugs Bunny.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:22:39 pm »

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You say Terminator is your man,
although he never gets you a present,
I say good luck getting him out of the can,
because I just gave him a diahrea solvent.

Quote

He maybe wise,
he maybe funny,
but he only eats things fried,
and looks like Bugs Bunny.

wmccall · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:27:14 pm »

I see your both in this thread right now (I can see) Be nice, remember I'm watching.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:29:33 pm »

No I'm not!

Chad · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2008, 08:35:19 pm »

drewstar · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2008, 08:46:47 am »

Jim,
Our love is a tender, - a sweet flowing ballad.
Now please go toss my salad.

Happy Valentines Day,
Sandy

You are my lover, my soulmate, my savior

I will love you forever,

Or at least, until I get out for good behavior

hugs and Kisses, Your cellmate,
Bubba,

drewstar · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:00:06 am »

Your are beautiful and special, unlike any other
When we make love, I think of my mother

XXXOOO
Jim

You�re a genius, way smarter than others!
Have you figured it out yet? I�m sleeping with your brother,

Ha Ha
Sandy

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:00:06 am »

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