Author Topic: Average IQ drops! (Read 9591 times)

wmccall · « **on:** September 08, 2005, 01:14:01 pm »

Suddenly the average IQ in Columbus, Ohio dropped by .00001 Its almost as if 22 people with no IQ suddenly came into town.

I'm not sure what to think.

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** September 08, 2005, 01:14:01 pm »

Chas · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2005, 02:37:28 pm »

Or 44 with negative-number IQ ?? (They have cheerleaders and support staff, don't they?)

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2005, 03:25:01 pm »

You mean it's down to 49.99999! OMG! Don't worry, it'll be back up to 50 before ya'll know it.

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Chas · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2005, 03:32:29 pm »

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2005, 04:55:22 pm »

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You mean it's down to 49.99999! �OMG! �Don't worry, it'll be back up to 50 before ya'll know it.

Terminator

Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2005, 05:52:37 pm »

Forget the game Saturday, the REAL game is going to be Friday.

Defending 5-A Texas State Champion Tyler Robert E. Lee is coming to play Cincinnati Colerain in an interstate high school football game. �Tyler is where our main store is and one of our employees is an alumnus. �That's the game everyone down here is excited about.

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wmccall · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2005, 08:35:22 pm »

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Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

I crossed the border 7/7/77 and stayed. I'm not sure which state came out ahead in that exchange.

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 09, 2005, 12:52:23 am »

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I crossed the border 7/7/77 and stayed. I'm not sure which state came out ahead in that exchange.

The 48 not involved!!

wmccall · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2005, 08:14:10 am »

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Forget the game Saturday, the REAL game is going to be Friday.

Defending 5-A Texas State Champion Tyler Robert E. Lee is coming to play Cincinnati Colerain in an interstate high school football game. �Tyler is where our main store is and one of our employees is an alumnus. �That's the game everyone down here is excited about.

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Terminator

I can get you tickets, the game is about 5 miles from my house at the home of the MLS Columbus Crew Stadium

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2005, 10:01:03 am »

Can you send your private jet down to pick me up? Mine's in the shop getting new twin .50 cal machine guns added.

I get off work at 6. Thanks!

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East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2005, 10:01:42 am »

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The 48 not involved!!

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Chris_H · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2005, 12:00:03 pm »

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Yeah, as soon as a couple people from Pennsylvania come across the border to get some moonshine the IQ in Ohio rises.

That Ohio moonshine is the best. I find it amazing how smart Pennsylvanians are.

stuart · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2005, 12:06:37 pm »

I think I'm spotting a trend...

As JA's delivery truck rolls through a state and he preaches his snake oil routine the IQ in the entire area drops slightly

Lori · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2005, 10:17:29 am »

Terminator, have I told you lately that I love you?

Chas, I am so disappointed in you!

Mr. Moderator, this thread was really intended for me I realize, but it sure is nice to have some back up!!! Tonight is the night!

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2005, 11:48:53 am »

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�Terminator, �have I told you lately that I love you?

Golly ma'am.........aw shucks!

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Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2005, 11:48:53 am »

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