7 dirty words

[wmccall]

Actually there is a lot more than 7.   This forum does have its banned word list and because you people are somewhat dignfied and polite, we seldom see any issues.

Today I came accross another forum that banned the word NAZI.  To me that is political correctness gone too far.  I once sent a complaint to a restaurant and the whole complaint got ignored because the person responding really got upset that I called the restaurant's manager a "water Nazi" He wouldn't address the issue after that.

Most of you who have come to this forum in recent years probably don't remember when [glow]spoon[/glow] was a banned word.  

My first act as moderator was to remove that.  And not suprisingly, it hasn't been abused.

[Zep]

is "CAL SPAS" part of the 7 dirty words?


 

[East_TX_Spa]

I really liked the nanny software's alteration of the word platypus when I wrote about my trip to Australia.

Edit- <fecal matter>! It doesn't work anymore.  Platygirlthingy.

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[Spatech_tuo]

is "CAL SPAS" part of the 7 dirty words?


 

Nah, not a dirty word. Just a sin to buy one!  

[AstaLaVista]

Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/

[East_TX_Spa]

Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/

S- "is"
Poon- "tang"

Spoon= "is poo(n)-tang"

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[AstaLaVista]

ohhh okay I get it.. thanks for explaining!

[Dr. Spa™ Ret.]

Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/

You're just young and don't know some very old slang terms. "Scum" use to be a rather nasty slang term at one time.

[East_TX_Spa]

"Philbert" is another.

Now I have to wash my mouf out.

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[Cyn]

I am confused.  Has the definition of Nazi been changed?  

[Chad]

So what happens if Philbert spoons the scum out of his spa?

[Vinny]

I thought we were going George Carlin ... On TV you can prick your finger but you can't finger your ...

BTW, I still don't get spoon, maybe it's not an east coast thing ... more than likely I'm just stupid with stuff like this!

[Zep]

re: Nah, not a dirty word. Just a sin to buy one!

You SpaNazi!....Then I am a sinner and love it!

[MostlyLurkingGal]

So what happens if Philbert spoons the scum out of his spa?

LOL! Good one Chad

[East_TX_Spa]

When I was growing up, we weren't allowed to say Engelbert Humperdink (but I did every chance I got...still do!)

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK!

I'm trying to teach my 14 month old how to say "DaDa", but all he says is "CaCa".  My 9-year old girl calls me the same thing.  So does my wife, come to think of it.

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK!

When I was waiting tables in Norman, OK, this old fella and his family were yucking it up with me.  He says "Son, you must be from Texas!"

I says "Yessir, how can you tell?"

He says "'Cause you shore got a twang on you!"

I looks down, looks back up and says "Well, thank you, but I thought my apron covered it up."

He got to chucklin', his wife looked mortified, and his daughter took a good long look at my apron.

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