Never stops to amaze me?

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Customer comes in, I say how ya doin? Great!  Except my water is not doing very good,I think there is something wrong with my spa?   Really?   Whats it doing or not doing?  He goes on to tell me his woe's.   How old is the water?  Its going on a year, year and a half maybe  longer?

 Ok I think I know what the problem could be!


 What is wrong with these people?   How the _uck can you sit in your spa when its like that?  Well here, why dont ya just let me piss all over ya.  Now I know you probably could go a year+ without changing your water but why would you?

 Sorry rant over, to much caffine and vicodin this morning I guess.  

[C-MeToasty]

Some sundance dealer pee'd in that garn darn varmet.  Tell him to change that water sir.

[Spatech_tuo]

The problem obviously is the brand of spa. Tell him to tade it in that Jacuzzi for a Sea Monkey spa. Term says they can go 5 years without a water change.

[Renee]

 What is wrong with these people?    

Common sense is definitly not "common" anymore.  

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" is one of my favorite lines in the song Flagpole Sitta.  I often think of that when I feel road rage coming on!

[Vinny]

You should have told them the water really lasts when you bathe in the water. Tell them you could get a lot of years with the water because you're using soap in the water.

Funny you should bring this up, I was just looking at my water and it isn't as clear as it should be and I was thinking it's time for a change. I agree I don't know how people do it.

[tony]

If he's not changing his water, I wonder if he's cleaning his filters.

[Renee]

If he's not changing his water, I wonder if he's cleaning his filters.

He's probably the one pouring the filter cleaner straight into the water!

[Steve]

He's probably the one pouring the filter cleaner straight into the water!

LOL... no kidding! He probably has a soap on a rope sitting on the edge of the spa too!