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I believe it is one of the biggest advantages we have against the competition (that, and having the very best spas in the world).Here in good ol' East Texas, people wanting to buy a spa can go to the swimming pool store down the road and see 4 or 5 Bullfrog Spas with one of them running. Or, they can go to another swimming pool store and see 2 CalSpas and 1 Nordic spa with no water in them. Or, they can go to another swimming pool store and see 3 Sunbelt Spas with only 1 up and running. Or they can go to the swimming pool store in Kilgore and see 5 Dynasty Spas and a Coleman Spa with 1 up and running.When they come through my door, they detect a light scent of Lime and Coconut essential oil wafting through the air. Seven beautifully lighted and accented spas are arrayed before them in a convenient pattern which allows them to peruse the merchandise in a comfortable manner. Their charming and debonair guide appears from behind the door with a warm smile and affable demeanor, welcoming them to his establishment and imploring them to make themselves at home. They are encouraged to step out onto the spacious deck and view our larger spas, to feel the power of the jets and the reassuring embrace of perfectly sanitized and temperate water. A beverage of varying potency is offered for their refreshment and the shopkeep regales them with tales of happy customers and life events. They are invited to visit the Mood Room and sample the pleasures contained therein, surrounded by the melifluous tones emanating from the SpAudio II soundsystem and the dulcit, honeydripped voicings of the proprietor.My gosh, need I go on?Term
Ya'll are making me blush... Great news! Our security cameras are up and running at the store and able to be viewed from the internet, so ya'll can sit back and watch the trained monkey do his best spa selling live and in color...the good, the bad, and the titillating. This means you all get to paticipate in our VIP parties vicariously and see my crazy customers showing their bosoms in real time and in color.I'll post the link once I get all the security checks in place.Term
When they come through my door, they detect a light scent of Lime and Coconut essential oil wafting through the air. Seven beautifully lighted and accented spas are arrayed before them in a convenient pattern which allows them to peruse the merchandise in a comfortable manner. Their charming and debonair guide appears from behind the door with a warm smile and affable demeanor, welcoming them to his establishment and imploring them to make themselves at home. They are encouraged to step out onto the spacious deck and view our larger spas, to feel the power of the jets and the reassuring embrace of perfectly sanitized and temperate water. A beverage of varying potency is offered for their refreshment and the shopkeep regales them with tales of happy customers and life events. They are invited to visit the Mood Room and sample the pleasures contained therein, surrounded by the melifluous tones emanating from the SpAudio II soundsystem and the dulcit, honeydripped voicings of the proprietor.My gosh, need I go on?Term
Okay, that's all well and good, but when do they get to pull out the guns and start shootin' stuff?
I believe it is one of the biggest advantages we have against the competition (that, and having the very best spas in the world).
Welcome aboard and thanks for bringing the right attitude. The more we can get people to talk about their product without using the word "best", the better off this site will be.