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I have had the pleasure of being in the LoneStar state many a time. In fact, one of my favorite memories was at Texas A&M at College Station. But, I can get into that story over a Shiner.Anyway, I will make the utmost effort to go the 40 (I figured 20) miles to your establishment.I will however, need to learn the languge thou doth uses with the utmost diction.
You're dealing with Texans, bring a shovel.
That's true. We might go out to my dad's property and do some stumpjostlin' for nannerworms and a shovel is always good to have. There has been a herd of rileypigs lingerin' in the area and we might have to tumple them so's they'll quit spittin' out little stibblers all over the place. Lil' stibblers are good for churkin', but not a whole lot else. Might even scrounge up some piddlies down by the river and fry 'em!We'll have a goobsmoodlerin' time no matter what!Term