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Open Invitation
« on: October 28, 2005, 11:48:02 am »
Mark your calendars for Saturday, December 3, 2005.  That's when we're having our VIP Night here at East Texas Spa.

If any of you fine folks happen to be passing through Longview, TX that night, you have an open invitation to stop by and party with us (unless you're pulling a trailer with spas wrapped in duct tape and trash bags).

We'll be partaking of wine, beer, cigars, food, cheese, chocolate, karaoke, and an assortment of swim suit models.  Fabulous prizes will be awarded and a good time had by all.  Best of all, it's FREE!

Seriously, I wish that some of ya'll could make it.  Would love to meet some of you in person.

Here is my delimna and I need ya'lls input.  I need to find some swimsuit models.  I can't use Tammy because Amy (my underling) hates her.  I don't need a catfight going on at the party.

Should I contact a modeling agency?  Should I go over to Kilgore College and try to recruit some Rangerettes? (Hey, psssst, come here.  Ya wanna be a model?)  Should I just go over to Nelson Street on the southside of town and offer somebody 20 bucks to sit in a hot tub for 4 hours?  What do ya'll think?

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Open Invitation
« on: October 28, 2005, 11:48:02 am »

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2005, 11:58:21 am »
ohh cat fight.  (old Sienfield Episode)

It is obvious to me that Amy isn't fitting in with the "Hot Tub Familly" and needs to be fired ASAP. (unless Amy is the blonde?)

The Party sounds fun and wish I could be there.

I'd think goign through an agencey would be the "Safest" bet (getting someone who will be proffesional and not show up stoned, and be comforatbale interacting with the guests and be able to handle any "idoits").  of course it would probably be the most exspensive way to go.

Since you've got a little bit of time before the party, maybe take out an ad in the paper or local college and see who responds? You could find someone perfect for the job, and if not, you always have the agency....
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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2005, 11:58:59 am »
What kind of budget are you on?  I would think a modeling agency would be expensive.  I'd try craigslist.  Theres all sorts of crazies looking for things like that or worse (topless waitstaff for highclass 20 year anniversary party :o)  The ads are free, so its a good place to start.  Oh, and I wasn't calling you crazy, lol.   ;)

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2005, 12:03:53 pm »
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... Should I just go over to Nelson Street on the southside of town and offer somebody 20 bucks to sit in a hot tub for 4 hours?  What do ya'll think?



Hey lady, $20 to "sit in my hot tub"

Yea, that will end well.  ::)
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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2005, 12:03:58 pm »
Amy is my fiery little red-headed subordinate (the only one I have :().  She's very pretty but is feeling a little down on herself because she had one of these recently

and is not back into swimsuit shape yet.

Are modeling agencies legit?  I thought they were like escort services and massage parlors.  Drewstar, this seems to be your area of expertise so I'll defer to you in this matter.  Thanks!

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2005, 12:08:50 pm »
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What kind of budget are you on?  I would think a modeling agency would be expensive.  I'd try craigslist.  Theres all sorts of crazies looking for things like that or worse (topless waitstaff for highclass 20 year anniversary party :o)  The ads are free, so its a good place to start.  Oh, and I wasn't calling you crazy, lol.   ;)

Well, I'm sure most of you think I'm a right-winged, gun-toting, kung-fooin, beer drinkin nut bar (and you'd be correct), so calling me crazy might be appropriate.

This craigslist you mentioned, is it nationwide?  We pay Tammy and the girls 10$/hour to sit in the spa plus travel expenses.  So I'm thinking I could probably find some local talent that wouldn't mind the pay for the type of "work" involved.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2005, 12:09:55 pm »
First off, cute kid and mom.  I like to see real looking people!   :)  

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Are modeling agencies legit?  I thought they were like escort services and massage parlors.  


You ask that like it matters?   ;D


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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2005, 12:14:38 pm »
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This craigslist you mentioned, is it nationwide?  We pay Tammy and the girls 10$/hour to sit in the spa plus travel expenses.  So I'm thinking I could probably find some local talent that wouldn't mind the pay for the type of "work" involved.

Terminator


Man, I wish I could find a part time gig like that.  I'd probably have to get that boob job first before someone would hire me.   ;D  

Check out http://www.craigslist.com/  That will take you to San Francisco, but the list of all cities is on the right hand side.  I have no idea what the biggest city is near you or I would have just linked you directly to it.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2005, 12:17:53 pm »
Poor Tammy may be heartbroke. If she needs comforting I will take one for the team and fly down. Immediately.  ;D

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2005, 12:20:35 pm »
$10 an hour.  ?

Don't worry. For that kind of money, you run zero risk of getting  a model that is actually a stripper or escort.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2005, 12:51:16 pm »
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...Should I just go over to Nelson Street on the southside of town and offer somebody 20 bucks to sit in a hot tub for 4 hours?  What do ya'll think?

Terminator

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2005, 12:54:43 pm »
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Use plenty of sanitizer before and supershock afterwards... ::)

Phil



...In other news today, a Hot Tub Store manager was arrested on the south side of town for solicitation.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2005, 01:02:33 pm »
check into local modeling schools--- those girls and guys would probably love the chance to  earn some cash  and have a reference for previous experience.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2005, 01:10:25 pm »
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check into local modeling schools--- those girls and guys would probably love the chance to  earn some cash  and have a reference for previous experience.

That's a good idea.  I just looked in the local Yellow Pages and there was one ad:

"Fly Guyz' Phat Bumper Modeling Skool:  We put da izzle in yo fo shizzle!" ???

I guess I'll call and see what they have to say.

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Re: Open Invitation
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2005, 01:13:51 pm »
Barbizon is a national modeling school.

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