Tipping: Reminds me of an old joke where the generous, but dim witted wife is trying to figure out how much to tip all the help around the holidays. She asks "Well, what about the milkman"
The exsaperated and very cheap husband says "The milkman? Who tips the milkman?!?! Screw Him! Give him $1 if you must!
To which, the next day,The wife meets the milkman at the door dressed in a very sexy nightie, and treats the milkman to a wondefrul romp in the sack, after which the wife promptly gives him one dollar.