Boudreaux and Leroix were de bestest of friends and lived in a shack on one side of de Atchafalaya River. Der arch enemy Clarence lived on de udder side. Clarence would always be doin' mean tings to Boudreaux and Leroix: stealin' der mudbugs, ringin' der chickens necks, cuttin' der trotlines. He would always be doin' dis deviltry in de dark of night.
When de sun come up, Clarence was always back on his side of de river.
Finally, Boudreaux had had his last straw. "Ima goin' to go over de Atchafalaya Bridge and kick Clarence smack dab in his ass!"
"You go get 'im Boudreaux. Kick him in de ass but good!"
So Boudreaux headed to de bridge to go kick de fire out of Clarence's behind.
'Bout 10 minutes later, Boudreaux comes slinkin' back to his and Leroix's house wif his tail betwixt his legs.
"Boy, dat didn't take take long. Did he put up much of a fight?"
"Leroix, I didn't go. I got down der to dat bridge and on it was a sign dat said "Clearance: 8 feet 6 inches". If Clarence be 8 and a half feet tall, he welcome to all de mudbugs he want!"
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