Help me name my critter.

[East_TX_Spa]

I like Jesse Raygun!

Actually, I believe I'll just name him Jesse Gunner.  I liked the way Bill put it when he said "Jesse git yore gun."

Jesse Gunner Ogden it shall be.

Thank you ALL very much for your help and suggestions.  It really did help me to sort it through.

Chris O

[drewstar]

Perhaps "Max Power"? You kow, when Homer Simpson wanted to change his name (he got the name "Max Power" off of a hair dryer).


Max Power, he's the man,
Whose name you'd love to touch.
But you mustn't touuuuuuuuuuuuuch.
His name sounds good in your ear,
But when you say it,
You mustn't fear!
'Cause his name can be said by anyone!


Yea. Max Power.

[Rayman]

Speaking of Ray...how about Ray, that sounds real good, Ray Ogden
Seriously....Ray Jesse Ogden and you could call him  RJ..I like that.

I like Ray that's a good one, combine it with Recoil for better results.  Recoil Ray Ogden.  As he gets older it would be Rocking Recoil Ray or just;

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Rayman

[drewstar]

Buck.

Buck Naked.

[Brookenstein]

I like Jesse Raygun!

Actually, I believe I'll just name him Jesse Gunner.  I liked the way Bill put it when he said "Jesse git yore gun."

Jesse Gunner Ogden it shall be.

Thank you ALL very much for your help and suggestions.  It really did help me to sort it through.

Chris O

What does Ol Meanness say?  You realize she can sign the birth certificate without you?    Thats my plan if we have a girl.  I will send J out for coffee and I will get all the paperwork done while he's gone.  That way there will never be a Mary Jane in my family.

[drewstar]

Corny old joke about baby names.....still it cracks me up (not that its hard to do).

A woman is rushed into hospital in labour with twins, sadly it turns out that due to compications she slips into a coma.

Six months later the woman wakes up in her hospital bed.

"Doctor!" She asks "What happened to the children?"

"Don't worry madam." He replied, "The children are fine, you have a strong young  lad and a beatiful baby girl. Your brother collected them, named them and is now looking after them."

"Oh no! My brother is an idiot" She cried. "What did he name them?"

"Well your daughter's name is Denise" The doctor informed her.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief before asking "What about my son?"

"Denephew" The doctor replied.

[East_TX_Spa]

What does Ol Meanness say?  You realize she can sign the birth certificate without you?    Thats my plan if we have a girl.  I will send J out for coffee and I will get all the paperwork done while he's gone.  That way there will never be a Mary Jane in my family.

She's not real fond of it, but since she's naming the poor child Jesse, then I'm going to name him Gunner (not Gunther or Gunnar or any of that silliness).  She absolutely would not let me name him Remus, and I guess I can sort of understand why as he is a Caucasian child as far as we know and the only Remus I've ever heard tell of was a fine Negro character in my favorite childhood book and movie.

Terminator

[NWHotTubber]

New here but thought this was a funny/interesting thread...

I (we) named our kids after Presidents... last name of Presidents.  

Madison, Grant and Pierce    

[spaman--]

Um My real name is Jorge Philipe Fuentes Jiminez III feel free to use any one of those or all 4 if you like. Oh and again congrats!!!!!!!!!! See Ya soon!