My boy turned 1 yesterday!

[Tatooed_Lady]

He's so good, and cute, and here's a picture of the little tyke watching the goings on by the tub deck.....(almost bottom right corner of pic)

[Spatech_tuo]

The picture must have gotten cut off. All I see is a deck with some sort of rat on it.

[anne]

He's a cute kid, but has kinda big ears and looks hairy compared to most children. Hope that the kids at school dont tease too much.

[Tatooed_Lady]

he's better mannered than my 14 year old......never comes home late with excuses, either.

[anne]

And probably always happy to see you when you come home, has no complaints about whatever food you put in front of him, as long as you FEED him, loves long quiet walks on the beach, hiking in the woods, loves to snuggle and laughs at all your jokes........hmmm, maybe went to far there.

[Spatech_tuo]

he's better mannered than my 14 year old......never comes home late with excuses, either.

Sure but does you son pee on the rug and shed hair on the couch?

[Tatooed_Lady]

Sure but does you son pee on the rug and shed hair on the couch?

Ummm....not on the rug, but he DID pee on our deck a couple months ago....he swore up and down he couldn't hold it (we have one bathroom.......that sucks), so he whipped it out and peed RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR!!!!!! I almost throttled him....instead I gave him a snow shovel and told him to clean up his mess (there was snow where he peed.)

[Spatech_tuo]

Ummm....not on the rug, but he DID pee on our deck a couple months ago....he swore up and down he couldn't hold it (we have one bathroom.......that sucks), so he whipped it out and peed RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR!!!!!! I almost throttled him....instead I gave him a snow shovel and told him to clean up his mess (there was snow where he peed.)

Aw c'mon, he's a kid. You have to learn how to properly sign your name in the snow!!!

[Tatooed_Lady]

Aw c'mon, he's a kid. You have to learn how to properly sign your name in the snow!!!

not on MY deck ya don't! *lol* The dogs BOTH decided it must be okay after that.....the deck turned into a mine field......YUCK!!!!!!

[Spatech_tuo]

not on MY deck ya don't! *lol* The dogs BOTH decided it must be okay after that.....the deck turned into a mine field......YUCK!!!!!!

Now you're blaming your son for the fact the dogs don't know the deck is off limits!!! Maybe they crapped there because THEY'RE DOGS and they don't know any better LOL. I think your son should go on strike, poor thing.

[Tatooed_Lady]

surprisingly....they didn't "duty" on the deck until he did.....before that, they were good with haulin' donkey to the yard, so yep, I blame him. He's a good little scapegoat.

[Spatech_tuo]

surprisingly....they didn't "duty" on the deck until he did.....before that, they were good with haulin' donkey to the yard, so yep, I blame him. He's a good little scapegoat.

That is highly speculative. I plan to find legal counsel for that young man who's being made to feel like a second class citizen while that rat and his sidekcik eat caviar and sip champagne from their food dishes.

[Chas]

Well, happy birthdog anyway.

[Tatooed_Lady]

That is highly speculative. I plan to find legal counsel for that young man who's being made to feel like a second class citizen while that rat and his sidekcik eat caviar and sip champagne from their food dishes.

*LOL* you do that.