Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on April 07, 2006, 10:47:47 am
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One of my customers in West East Texas.
Terminator
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So, my 5 yr old son just walked by in his pajamas and football helmet. (normal attire when you are doing early morning battle as a storm trooper) anyway, he stops and says "Hey, where's her bathing suit? If she turns around we could see her boobs." and kept walking.
I was trying to think of something creative like "I bet whe wishes she had paid a little more and got the one with the moto massage" etc... but somehow my sons logic seems better.
:P ;)
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I didn't know the Eiffel Tower was in West East Texas... ??? ::)
Phil
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Don't ya'll realize that everyplace else is just a suburb of East Texas, center of the cultured universe?
Terminator
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One of my customers in West East Texas.
Terminator
They have an Eifel Tower in West East Vegas, I mean Texas? ;D
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Now I'm going to have to get my plane tickets changed. Las Vegas is in West East Texas, not Nevada. I'll call AAA. Be right back. ::)
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I'll call AAA. Be right back. ::)
And I'll call AA.
I'm pretty disappointed that I'm on here today. I was supposed to play in a golf tournament across the street today, but my underling wasn't able to fill in for me. So, I stopped and got some Shiner Bock and will sit on the deck and look forlornly at my friends having a good time on a beatiful day and drinking free beer. >:(
Terminator
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She seems to be using the tubs jets to her full advantage. ::)
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And I'll call AA.
I'm pretty disappointed that I'm on here today. I was supposed to play in a golf tournament across the street today, but my underling wasn't able to fill in for me. So, I stopped and got some Shiner Bock and will sit on the deck and look forlornly at my friends having a good time on a beatiful day and drinking free beer. >:(
Terminator
Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely. ???
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Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely. ???
Who would do all the hand motions?
;)
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Who would do all the hand motions?
;)
Ever seen Arrested Development?
The incacerated father had a guy with a camera on his head and set up with 2 way radios?
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Do you think she hand washes her bathing suit?
::)
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Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely. ???
It'd be difficult to do my normal presentation where I jump up and down on the spa, scratch it with a quarter, beat it with a baseball bat, roll around on the floor screaming "Damn Liberals!!!", and shotgun a beer via walkie-talkie.
Terminator
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She seems to be using the tubs jets to her full advantage. ::)
And where is her left hand??? :o
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And where is her left hand??? :o
Caught in a bypass valve being sucked into oblivion, more than likely.
Terminator
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Caught in a bypass valve being sucked into oblivion, more than likely.
Terminator
But yet still has the courage to salute Mr. Spock with the other hand!
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Or maybe she is fantasizing about Spock???
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Or maybe she is fantasizing about Spock???
You guys are a piece of work. She is obviously mind-melding with the spa! Are you totally clueless to the ways of the Vulcans?!
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You guys are all worng. She is just trying to get one of the jets to hit the right spot. No telling where her sore spots are.
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So, my 5 yr old son just walked by in his pajamas and football helmet. (normal attire when you are doing early morning battle as a storm trooper) anyway, he stops and says "Hey, where's her bathing suit? If she turns around we could see her boobs." and kept walking.
I was trying to think of something creative like "I bet whe wishes she had paid a little more and got the one with the moto massage" etc... but somehow my sons logic seems better.
:P ;)
You could have said the strap is an over the neck one and its under her hair.
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Ya'll are all just durty ol' preverts as it is obviously been phootoshopped to cover up her tain't. You cna tell by looking at her extended leg and it is fuzzy relong the edge of the water.
Terminmator
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How come we can't see her but? Cloudy water? :)
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Who would do all the hand motions?
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Easy! I found this on one of the other threads......
DANGER! DANGER!
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