Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on January 18, 2006, 09:38:28 am
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Terminator
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"I knew I shouldn't have had beans for dinner!"
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Sitting on the wrist jet is NOT for everyone!!
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Get out quick, Old Faithful is about to blow!
Terminator
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Terminator
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<Looks like the Ozone Generator is working ,,,Or is that Corona Discharge>
Terminator
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<Bobby Joe just exhaled and will be coming up for air soon.>
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City Hospital is now offering Holistic Child Birth Classes
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A highly trained ventriloquist demonstrating the latest technique.....
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A highly trained ventriloquist demonstrating the latest technique.....
You mean, talking out of one's a$$? Huh. I am surprised she doesn't post here. ;)
I kid, I kid!
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"And that ends my demonstration of Hot Springs' Bidet model available exclusively from the Terminator."
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SeaMonkey Spas of Longview, TX introduces it's newest jet: The Rooter Tooter Pooter Shooter!
It serves as a compliment to the always popular Tiny Whiney Shiny Hiney Dual Rotary Butt Buffers and the Clean Kitty Brazilian Wax Jets.
Terminator
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and i thought i had time on my hands!!!! ;D term, that must have taken awhile to get all that into a logical order.
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My mind is like an orgasmic hamster farm in it's innerworkings...it ain't pretty in there. :-[
Terminator
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That does it.
When I read that thread on spa vacs I thought it was me - that I was somehow out sync with all y'all.
But now I am sure and this thread proves it.
Its not me. I am NOT crazy.
So - it must be that you guys are completely off the deep end. And Term is in the deepest.
But without yins guys there would be no reason to read this site.
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Hey Term,
Thats not a Hot Springs, looks like a Garden Leisure Spa or other off brand. Whats up with that? Hot Springs advertisements usually potray a nice family atmosphere. That photo could be a family reunion, I guess, maybe at the local watering hole. :o
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Oh, I thought this was City Hospital's new 'Forced Enema' machine.....
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You mean, talking out of one's a$$? Huh. I am surprised she doesn't post here. ;)
I kid, I kid!
Guilty as charged! ;D
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Hey Term,
Thats not a Hot Springs, looks like a Garden Leisure Spa or other off brand. Whats up with that?
It is a SeaMonkey Spa, my own private label spa that I assemble out of spare parts I requisition from trade-ins. I sell them on the internet at a premium price.
Why a premium price? Because, we have developed a marketing strategy to create what is undoubtedly the finest spa ever crafted. While other spa companies have huge R&D departments to develop cutting edge technology, my engineer (little Jackie Paper) simply modifies existing components using items such as strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
Where legitimate spa companies devote millions of dollars for advertising, I hire hookers for $20/day to dance nekkid in my spas and post the pics on the internet for free! You tell me who gets the most bangs for the buck.
Who wants a MotoMassage or a Volcano Jet when you can have a Hurly Swirly Curly Girly Jet that will actually make women spin in place or a Make 'Em Beg for Buttermilk Upper Torso Manipulater for an above the water, hands on frontal massage. Tickle My Fancies that will put a wiggle in your walk and a giggle in your talk, make you feel real loose like a long-necked goose. That's what the market demands and that's what we offer.
I am accepting investment partners if anyone is interested.
Terminator
President and Head Peon
SeaMonkey Spas LLC
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I am accepting investment partners if anyone is interested.
Terminator
President and Head Peon
SeaMonkey Spas LLC
I have no free cash to invest, but I have an old pick up truck that I am willing to donate to the corporation. You could use this a your "Deliverly Fleet" and I willing to trade if for shares in Seamonkey LCC.
If this is acceptable, you may wish to consider other Items I have available for trade:
1) 1/2 can of Great Stuff spray insualtion. (Purchased home depot, Spring 2001)
2) Several ETL stickers. You can slap these on the tubs, and if anyone asks about certification, just show em a pic of the the sticker.
3) Engineering consultation from my brother. He is an honest to goodness engineer, (with a degree and everything) and if we screw up, I'm pretty sure we could call him and he should be able to help us.
Let me know if you are interesed.
"Let our Monkey sooth your Monkey"
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...my engineer (little Jackie Paper) simply modifies existing components using items such as strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
Term,
And, once its past warranty, will it disappear in a Puff of smoke? Or will there be a Magic Dragon model to replace it? ::) 8)
Phil