Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on November 29, 2005, 05:11:15 pm
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I need ya'lls help again concerning an off-brand spa. ;D
A lady bought a house with a Marquis Spa in it. The Marquis dealer went out of business about 4 years ago and she can't get anyone to service the spa. She can't get the temp to come above 80*. Anybody have any suggestions? Thanks!
Terminator
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What do you mean calling Marquis an "off-brand" spa?? ???
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What do you mean calling Marquis an "off-brand" spa?? ???
Just scratchin' your leg! I think Marquis makes a great spa, just havin' some fun. :)
Terminator
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Me too!! ;)
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Can she download the manual off the website like you can HotSprings?
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Can she download the manual off the website like you can HotSprings?
I just went and looked at the owner's manual online.
The horror...the horror....the horror.....
By-pass valves, shut-off gates, soak timers, filtration cycles, heating modes, error messages, ughh! I need to debug my computer now to get those images off my hard drive!
Terminator
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Term,
why not have the person call Marquis direcly?
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Term,
why not have the person call Marquis direcly?
She's just simple country folk and doesn't know how to call long distance. My store is right across the street from where she works so it's easy for her.
Terminator
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She's just simple country folk and doesn't know how to call long distance. My store is right across the street from where she works so it's easy for her.
Terminator
:D :D :D Siple country folk huh? Next thing you tell me you met her a few years ago at a reunion.... ;D just kidding term.
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Actually, I convinced her that the spa was beyond repair and she is trading it in on a new Envoy!
Terminator
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step-in-down is she :o ;D just kidding. after that "off brand" comment, i had to say it :)
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Speaking of images, did you find a new camera Terminator?
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I have the answer..... right now she is in summer mode, which is the night candle, she needs to light the 4 winter candles, located in the heater box, to bring the temperature up to an acceptable hot tubbing level.
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Speaking of images, did you find a new camera Terminator?
Went and bought one last night. Got another Sony Cybershot. This one is 7.2 megapixels, has night vision, and works underwater. Wait'll you see the shots I get now!
Terminator
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I have the answer..... right now she is in summer mode, which is the night candle, she needs to light the 4 winter candles, located in the heater box, to bring the temperature up to an acceptable hot tubbing level.
Yeah, she told me she thought the pump was out as well. I told her the little squirrel running around on the wheel that powered her spa probably was hibernating for the winter. I'm gonna catch her a jackrabbit and upgrade her spa's performance.
Terminator
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Marquis?
A quick check would be to open motor covering and check to make sure the hamster is still alive. ;D
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Actually, I convinced her that the spa was beyond repair and she is trading it in on a new Envoy!
Terminator
You're lucky she didn't go to a Marquis dealer because you would have lost that Envoy sale to an Epic!; D
drprwnap 8)
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Ok, so besides the rats, I have to worry about
hamsters?
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Ok, so besides the rats, I have to worry about
hamsters?
Oh sorry Boniebell, no, not Marquis, I was thinking of a rebranded Pheonix Spa. ;D. Sorry. My mistake.
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You're lucky she didn't go to a Marquis dealer because you would have lost that Envoy sale to an Epic!; D
drprwnap 8)
Lucky for me they went out of bidness nigh upon 4 years ago.
Terminator
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mmmmm business prospects...Hey Cappy y'all lookin' to relocate? Lets give the terminator a run for his money!
:o
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34 brands of spa have come and gone in the last 6 years in my neck of the woods.
Terminator
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mmmmm business prospects...Hey Cappy y'all lookin' to relocate? Lets give the terminator a run for his money!
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Count me in on this deal! You two could model the spas and I could write up the orders!!! Then, I could model for Term which would send all the customers to our store. Term is starting to worry already. :)
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Count me in on this deal! You two could model the spas and I could write up the orders!!! Then, I could model for Term which would send all the customers to our store. Term is starting to worry already. :)
You guys might want to puruse the BS section of this site, notably the GUN threads before you decide to put Term out of business. 8)
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Count me in on this deal! You two could model the spas and I could write up the orders!!! Then, I could model for Term which would send all the customers to our store. Term is starting to worry already. :)
I've got a better idea. The ladies could sell the HotSpring Spas and make tons of money. You and I could sit around drinking Shiner Bock, smoking cigars, shooting guns. Then we could all share in the money!
Tell me a better plan than THAT!
Terminator
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You guys might want to puruse the BS section of this site, notably the GUN threads before you decide to put Term out of business. 8)
I think all threads in BS section end up being gun threads. :)
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I think all threads in BS section end up being gun threads. :)
No sometimes we talk about booze, cigars, Fried Twinkies and boobies. (both the fun kind and the Coloradian kind)
it's all good. ;D
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No sometimes we talk about booze, cigars, Fried Twinkies and boobies. (both the fun kind and the Coloradian kind)
it's all good. ;D
Those things are usually intermixed with pics of guns. ;D
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Those things are usually intermixed with pics of guns. ;D
Freud would have a field day with these threads...
Cigars and guns....
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I've got a better idea. The ladies could sell the HotSpring Spas and make tons of money. You and I could sit around drinking Shiner Bock, smoking cigars, shooting guns. Then we could all share in the money!
Tell me a better plan than THAT!
Terminator
What a GREAT idea, Term. I must bow to your amazing knowledge and wisdom! :D
The only better plan would be to add Brook to the "team". ;)
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Freud would have a field day with these threads...
Cigars and guns....
and Twinkies and paper plates and pheasants....
Terminator
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Ok, but that means we have to turn in our hamster powered Epics...are you ready to do that? ..What am I talking about?..I still don't have my Epic. I think Brooke and Cappy should model, I can just give the customers a lot of BS and sell custom robes and plastic stemware from the Dollar Store.
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It sounds kinda like the truck bringing your spa is hamster-powered as long as it's taking. ;D
Ya'll sell all your belongings, beat your plowshares into armaments, and come join me in the Free State of Texas. We'll live like kings!
Terminator
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Oh, and I can make Dallas Cowboy Hat Tacos!
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Ok, but that means we have to turn in our hamster powered Epics...are you ready to do that? ..
To work with three HOT ladies and a gun toting, beer drinking weirdo,
YOU BET YOUR A$$ I WOULD!!! ;D
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And if the business goes south, we could always start a basement organizing/cleaning business! Do they have basements in Texas?
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And if the business goes south, we could always start a basement organizing/cleaning business! Do they have basements in Texas?
Yes, it's where we keep the liberal subversives that we capture.
Terminator
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Yes, it's where we keep the liberal subversives that we capture.
Terminator
You mean I'd be locked in the basement? :'( ;D
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You mean I'd be locked in the basement? :'( ;D
No, you would be given the opportunity to see the light. You would be taught to take responsibility for your own protection, to provide for yourself and your family and not rely on the government to do so, to help those who help themselves, how to make yourself immune from alien mind control, how to fry a Twinkie, and how to drive a forklift.
If you refuse or are unable to learn these concepts, then it's off to the basement with you.
Terminator
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No, you would be given the opportunity to see the light. You would be taught to take responsibility for your own protection, to provide for yourself and your family and not rely on the government to do so, to help those who help themselves, and how to make yourself immune from alien mind control.
That's what's great about this country. I read these rantings from the dissillusioned right and still think "you're out of your mind but you're still OK in my book". BTW, I hear W is considering eliminating milk and peanut butter from the acceptable food list in the WIC program and replacing them with scotch and deep fried Twinkies.
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You mean I'd be locked in the basement? :'( ;D
Once again, my restraint is killing me.
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Once again, my restraint is killing me.
Or do you mean your restraintS (plural)?
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Once again, my restraint is killing me.
No need to risk harming yourself, just let it out... ;)