Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: zzaphod42 on February 04, 2005, 10:35:32 am
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I am looking for some cute phrases that could be put on a sign by a hot tub.
Chas' "Get Into Hot Water" comes to mind.
A customer wants to make something for above his tub, and possibly a few others to try and sell, and my non-artistic mind is incapable of helping him out.
Any ideas?
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Bubbles get in the damndest places !!...might be interesting,Bobhol
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The few I've seen are:
We don't skinny dip we chunky dunk.
Our only liquid asset.
No skinny dipping (before 7PM).
Welcome to heaven - leave your stress outside.
No man-made bubbles please.
And some I have never seen but should have:
Showers not required - unless you want to get into the spa.
No shirt, no shoes - no kidding.
Official tub of the US stress relief team.
To soak or not to soak - that is the question.
It is better to have soaked and dried than never to have soaked at all.
And one we may never see:
Is that your Moto Massage, or are you glad to see me?
One I have seen but whish I hadn't:
Welcome to our S_a. Notice there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.
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*Have you had your Amodiam?
*No peeing in the tub..only we're allowed to do that
*WARNING- tubbing makes you sleepy and can negatively impact your sex life
*Facing the jets is just inappropriate
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"Have you had your Amodiam?"
That is the best line...
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"World's Greatest Marriage Counsellor" ;D
....also, the ability of certain tubs to magically disolve women's bikini tops has led to the common term "b00bsoup" to be heard frequently in certain circles ;)
Jc
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How about the 5th commandment,
"Thou shall not DAIT.
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I've always wanted to be a writer. You could play up the family atmosphere:
"Family meeting here"
"Maximum Capacity: Entire Family"
"Group hug in here"
"Chores done! Hop in!"
and you could also go with:
"Liquid massage"
"Instant stress relief: Just add water"
"Got Stress?"
"Suits are optional, relaxation is not"
and for those with a sense of humor:
"Warning: Objects under water appear smaller than they really are!"
"Beware of shrinkage"
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We don't skinny dip we chunky dunk.
I wish I couldn't relate :-[
These are great guys keep em coming!
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How about the 5th commandment,
"Thou shall not DAIT.
I LOVE this one! I have to make one of these for my spa!!!! ;D ;D
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“Go ahead! Make your day!”
“What happens in this (spa name here) stays in this (spa name here)!”
“Relaxing? Fahgeddaboutit!”
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'Bathers Wanted' - ala the Volkswagon ads - I guess it is bad if I have to explain it...LOL...
An oldie but goodie....'We don't soak in your toilet, so please don't pee in our spa'
'See the stars'
'Home is where the spa is'
'Create a haven in your own backyard'...no wait...that one actually sux....LOL....
'Home Spa Home'
'I'd walk a mile to soak in my spa'
'Caution: Hot water may cause total relaxation'
'Side effects may include relaxed muscles, less stress, and more family fun'
'If you heat it, they will come'
'If God meant us to soak in fiberglass tubs, he would have created fiberglass trees'...that one is for RH...LOL
'Peter, I can see your spa from here'
'And on the 8th day, He soaked...and it was good'
'My other spa is a HotSpring'... :D
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JA..this one's for you.... ;D
'Yea, though I soak in a death trap which is HotSpring, I shall fear no suction fitting'
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How about
"This spa brought to you via part of our children's inheritance".
Brewman
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"For medicinal purposes only"
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Somebody stop me......
'Relaxed when wet'
'You deserve a soak today'
'A soak a day keeps the stress away'
'Sorry...its not that kind of blower'
'HotSpring does it with ozone'
'All the world's a hot tub'
A variation on one of Chas'....'Is that a hot tub on your deck or am I happy to see you'
'Its not the size of the deck but the motion in the hot tub'
'Bathing suits??...we don't need no stinking bathing suits'
'Q: Why did the chicken cross the street?
A: Just to soak his aching feet -or-
A: He could see the water and feel the heat'
'If all else fails....SOAK!!!'
'Why put off until tomorrow the soak you can enjoy right now'
'Sit In It'....sorry I watched the Happy Days reunion and they had the Sit On It expression already taken
'Take my stress.....Please'
And after all these good ideas, you know what we have by our hot tub....'Welcome to our hot tub'...how boring...
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Sometimes you have to get in hot water to stay out of it... ::)
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" You think you hate it now, wait til you get it home."
;) :P
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"The one place getting into hot water with my wife is cool.....!" ;)
"Volcano jet....Personal Violation at it's best..."
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*** bump ***
SpaHunter was asking so I thought I'd kickstart this thread.
;D It's one of my favorites! :o
Phil
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Hot Tub: 15 minutes.......$5.00
Clean Towels.......$2.00
No Refunds.
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NO FAT CHICKS
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NO FAT CHICKS
Big Beautiful women need love too!
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Cannon-ball at your own risk
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Big Beautiful women need love too!
Sorry. I am in a bit of a sarcastic mood this a.m. and all I could think of when zzphod42 asked the question was. :)
"What would Homer Simpson do?"
WWHSD?
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These are great!! Now who is going to make them all, put them on a website so we can buy them?
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I'm working on it....... Gimmie about a week and we should have them. My thoughts are to have a few basic general designs and you would get to choose any wording (that will fit) you like.
These are great!! Now who is going to make them all, put them on a website so we can buy them?
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"Volcano jet....Personal Violation at it's best..."
Gross.
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I'm working on it....... Gimmie about a week
Doc,
That's great. I'm already starting my list. :O Be sure to let us know.
Phil
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In my Dad's basement for years,
"Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think."
(It's going over mine...)
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Thanks NE-PHIl....some great ideas...!!!!
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Not a spa sign ( or could it be?) but a buddy of mine has one that says " Go ugly early and avoid the rush". Always makes me grin.
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;D ;D ;D
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Warning: Spa use can cause pregnancy.
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;DThose are great ;D, definately one of my favorite posts
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" ;DGet wet, or go home! "