Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: Lablover2004 on August 12, 2005, 03:35:38 pm
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Okay,
If you invite people over to your spa, is there a way to check to make sure that nobody you know P'dddddddddddd in my spa.
Like a chemical test or something else.
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Okay,
If you invite people over to your spa, is there a way to check to make sure that nobody you know P'dddddddddddd in my spa.
Like a chemical test or something else.
There is no magic liquid that turns purple or blue when combined with urine.
You can suggest that guests use the facilities or set an example, but I have to wonder what kind of friends you have that might urinate in your spa. I guess you could limit their intake of alscohol.
Children on the other hand have little control. Tell them they must go before entering.
I question the dye in the water threat as a viable technique. If the child has half a brain and does p*ss in the tub, they will know you are full of sh*t and begin to distrust you.
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There was that chemical that was supposed to turn pool water blue or red, but it turned out to be an urban legend.
I let anyone who uses the spa know that if somehow I find out that they "let go" in the water, they'll be banned for life. Adults, anyway. Maybe not young children.
And children who are not housebroken dont' get to go in.
Brewman
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There was that chemical that was supposed to turn pool water blue or red, but it turned out to be an urban legend.
I let anyone who uses the spa that if somehow I find out that they "let go" in the water, they'll be banned for life.
Brewman
For some reason, I just feel everyone pee's in the pool.
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You Guys are wayyyyyy too funny.
I like the banned for life theory, but on second thought I think it would only be little kids that would do that and after thinking about this I can just say to anybody with small kids, " no kids allowed, only adults"
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When we let kids in the spa at off-site events, I like to turn the yellow light on in the pool and then yell "Alright, which one of you did it?" That's when the finger pointing and accusations start to fly! ;D
Terminator
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When we let kids in the spa at off-site events, I like to turn the yellow light on in the pool and then yell "Alright, which one of you did it?" That's when the finger pointing and accusations start to fly! ;D
Terminator
That is a great idea.
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Maybe someone should market spa catheters! You could hook them all to a central portal! I think I need to do a patent search! ::)
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Maybe someone should market spa catheters! You could hook them all to a central portal! I think I need to do a patent search! ::)
Oh that is just way toooo gross!!!!!!
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No grosser than the thought of urine in my spa.
Brewman
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No grosser than the thought of urine in my spa.
Brewman
I've never worry too much about it ONLY becase I know I can't control it.
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And there were some who thought the thread "itsy btsy teeny weeny" should be moved??
Well, at least we aren't putting our heads under water...are we?? :o I guess that why we shock our tubs after others have been in them.
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A good sign someone is peeing in your tub...you have 4-5 people in the tub for an evening of socializing and drinks, and everyone but one guy seems to be regularly getting out of the tub for a washroom break. ;D
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Not that I condone urinating in a tub, but there is one thing to keep in mind. The stuff is sterile. Yes it does have a low pH. Other than the low pH, it really won't won't hurt anyone or anything.
Eskimos bath in urine for lack of a better source of liquid for bathing. Some deviants even like to bath in it when they have clean water to use. Some people even pay large $ to drink it a "health spas".
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Dont worry, it wont hurt you.
We had to use it in Vietnam when wounded.
Dick
SemperFi
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Sterile or not, hurt me or not, I still don't want it in my spa water. It's all about manners and courtesy.
If an adult or child old enough to know better does this, I consider it extremely rude and dis-respectful.
I love that sign that you post by the swimming pool:
"Please don't pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet".
Brewman
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Wow...so that means that "yellow" snow IS safe to eat :o
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YUP I sure do remember that sign that you could buy in the 1970's.
That was a classic,
Don't pee in our pool we don't swim in your toilet bowl.
hahahahha this one is great!
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Dont worry, it wont hurt you.
We had to use it in Vietnam when wounded.
Dick
SemperFi
I read in magazine some time ago that if you were injured and somewhere that there was no other way to cleanse the wound, that sharp stream from your buddy (or from yourself if you cut your foot or something else within range) would work to dislodge dirt, etc. as it is sterile.
file this in the gross but true catagory.
txwillie
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hmmmmmmmmm Yellow snow is not safe to eat because the urine has already left the body and had time for bacteria to grow.
Hmmmmmmm Another thought, is it still sterile if someone has a urinary tract infection?????? No it cannot possibly be sterile, because those dip sticks measure nitrate levels I believe and aren't they from the bacteria????????
Well lets try it and see!!!!!!!!! Next snow fall who's first??????????????????
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I was diving in Bimini and saw a large Canadian guy sit on a sea urchin (ouch!!!!!!) while adjusting his gear on some rocks. Being Canadian, his crew had lots of beer and more than enough built up stream power to hose him down in a yellow kinda way. Apparantly amonia is the best, but if none is available, urine works quite well.
I'm sure there will be some who have had brown recluse spider bites after rattle snake bites moments after surviving a tornado in their spa just heal up on their own in a little while, but after having a sea urchin spine break off in my foot, I took note of this remedy.
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Does anybody remember one of the survivor scenes where one of the cast hand or something was peed on because they were stung by some kind of ocean creature.
It seemed that only one woman was willing to pee on the poor guy.
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Or are you thinking of the Friends episode, with the jelly fish sting!
I don't have any jelly fish or sea urchins in my tub, so no urinating!
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Or are you thinking of the Friends episode, with the jelly fish sting!
I don't have any jelly fish or sea urchins in my tub, so no urinating!
It was Survivor, next season is a month away!
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Or are you thinking of the Friends episode, with the jelly fish sting!
I don't have any jelly fish or sea urchins in my tub, so no urinating!
That was a classic Friend's episode. Monica got stung by a Jellyfish and Chandler and Joey were the ones who had to help her relieve the pain. They vowed never to speak of the incident.
Brewman
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well it really happened on Survivor, and the poor guy was begging someone to PLEASE pee on it, only one woman came forward and peed on his hand ( I think it was his hand) to alleviate his pain.
What would you have done????????? Would you pee on it if you could or let the guy stand there in agony.
Now I am a VERY conservative shy kind of person, but I think in this case I probably would be compassionate and pee on him
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Not that I condone urinating in a tub, but there is one thing to keep in mind. The stuff is sterile. Yes it does have a low pH. Other than the low pH, it really won't won't hurt anyone or anything.
Try it after eating asparagus and see if you feel the same way.....PPPEEEEUUUUUWWWW!!!! :D
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Fortunately, I've got excellent medical insurance, and I'd use non urine based first aid unless I was stranded.
Brewman
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Id rather be pissed off than pissed on....
You an also modify the old 70's sign to something like this....
Welcome to our S_a...notice there is no P....lets keep it that way!!!!
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You should market that one!
Brewman
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Wasn't the 'please pee on me!...' scene on "Lost"? Or perhaps it was on there *also*.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, depending on conditions! :)