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Title: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 01:38:10 pm
Now I've got 3 of them. ::)

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/taxwriteoffs.jpg)

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Jacuzzi Jim on June 21, 2008, 01:40:35 pm
  I figured thats what was going on!!!    Congrats, hows mom doing??
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 01:44:04 pm
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 I figured thats what was going on!!!    Congrats, hows mom doing??

Meaner'n ever...drinkin' margaritas like they're made outta water.  Three days without alcohol did not make her a happy camper!

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: stevewhosau on June 21, 2008, 01:48:43 pm
Congrats!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 01:50:39 pm
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Congrats!

Thank you!

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Vanguard on June 21, 2008, 02:29:40 pm
Congrats on the newest gun-totin, fire breathin, soon to be Shiner Bock drinkin, TEXAN!! 8-)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Water Boy on June 21, 2008, 02:39:55 pm
Congrats Term!! Good looking family you've got there. Looks like you will have your hands full in a couple of years when the little one gets old enough to chase big brother around!!!  :D
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Zep on June 21, 2008, 02:51:49 pm
dang term.....you be a busy man!

beautiful kids....Congrats!

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/notafji/Gifs/Baby9.gif)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Swell-Tub on June 21, 2008, 02:54:43 pm
Those are some very cute kids, they must take after their mother  ;D. Congrats on the new addition you have a great looking family.

Scott  ;)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 03:19:57 pm
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Congrats on the newest gun-totin, fire breathin, soon to be Shiner Bock drinkin, TEXAN!! 8-)

A-Men!  All three of the lil' monkeys are Texan through and through!

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Congrats Term!! Good looking family you've got there. Looks like you will have your hands full in a couple of years when the little one gets old enough to chase big brother around!!!  :D

Thank you, kindly.  The eldest boy child loves to fight dirty (eye gougin', ear pokin', peach snatchin').  His uncle is a MMA instructor and has taught him go-rilla warfare for toddlers.

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dang term.....you be a busy man!

beautiful kids....Congrats!

Thank you, most sincerely.  We were fortunate to have a brunette and a blond.  However, I was somewhat disappointed that we were unable to complete the trifecta with a red-headed child which I could legally treat with disdain.

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Those are some very cute kids, they must take after their mother  ;D. Congrats on the new addition you have a great looking family.

Scott  ;)

Thank you, most considerably.  The offspring are indeed fortunate to have been born of a healthy, clean-limbed woman with stout hips and strong teeth:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/christy.jpg)

My only contribution seems to have been their hindlimbs and long toes, which will undoubtedly help them later in life should they choose to live in trees the way their grandparents were raised.

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Jacuzzi Jim on June 21, 2008, 03:48:07 pm
 I think that girl of yours will be bringing the boys home!!    Do what I plan on doing, each boy my girl dates will sign a shotgun shell with his name and address on it just to give them something to think about.  ;D
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 03:58:31 pm
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I think that girl of yours will be bringing the boys home!!    Do what I plan on doing, each boy my girl dates will sign a shotgun shell with his name and address on it just to give them something to think about.  ;D

That's a GREAT idea! ;D ;D ;D

All the girl-child thinks about nowadays is Webkinz, but the eldest boy-child has an eye for the ladies...

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/boychild1.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/boychild2.jpg)

He REALLY liked the nurse-ladies, especially the nursing nurse!

Term


Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: wewannahottub on June 21, 2008, 05:11:29 pm
Term--

BEAUTIFUL family, and wife!!!  You are a blessed man.  Hopefully your wife's nursing nurse wasn't the lactation nazi like mine!!!    ::)

Happy to be one of the "hyster sisters" now!!

Chrisi :)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Spiderman on June 21, 2008, 05:22:02 pm
Congrats Chris!  You've got your hands full now!  ;D
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 05:36:59 pm
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Term--

BEAUTIFUL family, and wife!!!  You are a blessed man.  Hopefully your wife's nursing nurse wasn't the lactation nazi like mine!!!    ::)

Happy to be one of the "hyster sisters" now!!

Chrisi :)

Thank you, most assuredly.

Candy, the nursing nurse at the wonderful Hospital for Pre-Partum Depressed Mothers and Deadbeat Dads, was outstanding and very hands-on.  When I told the new baby-child that his supper was "fresh from the cow", nurse Candy let out a satisfied squeal of delight.  Ol' Meanness, on the udder hand, was less than amused and threatened me with the same "cosmetic" procedure that our baby-boy child had just undergone.

Term the One-Cut  
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 05:39:46 pm
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Congrats Chris!  You've got your hands full now!  ;D

Many thanks and salutations!  As if they tweren't already...spa sellin', drinkin', smokin', philanderin', panderin', and philanthropin'!

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: BauerN on June 21, 2008, 05:44:00 pm
Never mind my question in the other thread.   ::)

Congratulations Term!

Even on your third, it's a pretty incredible feeling.

What was the date and time?  Brendan N was born 6/12/08 @ 1:48pm Mountain Time.

Best wishes to you and your family.   :)

Btw, how early are you gonna start them in the MA?  My oldest started at 5.  Second one at 6.
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 05:52:09 pm
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Even on your third, it's a pretty incredible feeling.

I reckon....truthfully, the only reason I was even there was because I felt somewhat responsible for the whole mess.  Also, I'd heard that one of my other kids might be born the same day.

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What was the date and time?  Brendan N was born 6/12/08 @ 1:48pm Mountain Time.

8:32 CST on June 18th.  I managed to make my 9:00 tee time.

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Best wishes to you and your family.   :)

Thank you, and my condolences to you as well.

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Btw, how early are you gonna start them in the MA?  My oldest started at 5.  Second one at 6.

The 20-month old boy-child will probably turn pro at three and fight in the local "Wee Ones Pit-Fighting" division.  The littlest squirt will probably be sold at auction to help pay off the outstanding hospital bills from the first two.

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: BauerN on June 21, 2008, 05:54:05 pm
  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for the quick response, I needed a chuckle badly today.

You da man!   8-)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Jet Sitter on June 21, 2008, 06:09:06 pm
Beautiful family Term!  And I hope you know that you can stretch a baby bottle nipple over the end of a Shiner Bock can.  You'll want to poke a hole in the bottom tho or the little fella will get use to sucking so hard that Mamma will be the one squeelin' when he latches on for din-din.
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 21, 2008, 06:13:34 pm
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Beautiful family Term!  And I hope you know that you can stretch a baby bottle nipple over the end of a Shiner Bock can.  You'll want to poke a hole in the bottom tho or the little fella will get use to sucking so hard that Mamma will be the one squeelin' when he latches on for din-din.

Thank you, most congenially.

That is some of the best information I have ever read on this forum! ;D

Term
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Chas on June 21, 2008, 07:09:04 pm
Well, I will bid a hunert' and fifty bucks for the lil' one. Cash. My house is empty right now - the eldest moved out two years ago, and the youngest one is in Honduras on another missions trip. She'll be gone a total of 6 weeks, then home one week, then off to University in Florida.

Sheesh.

I had no idea I would miss the critters as much as I do. Gotta take out the garbage myself!!

So make it an even two hundred, and I'll trow in a collection of used Tri-x filters.

 8-)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: MostlyLurkingGal on June 21, 2008, 07:34:34 pm
Congrats Term!! Great looking family!

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/IowaJo/baby_beer.jpg)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: wmccall on June 21, 2008, 08:24:02 pm
Thank God they look like Mom.
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Bonibelle on June 21, 2008, 09:27:06 pm
Congrats Chris, You are one lucky man!  What I wouldn't give to have my guys that age again. My boys are also 20 months apart..I'd say that is just about perfect timing..(especially perfect for you given you also have a built in babysitter -big sister)!  ;)

Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Bonibelle on June 21, 2008, 09:28:51 pm
MLG you made my day!  Rolling Rock was my Father's beer. He was a brick layer and virtually every foundation that he built had RR caps inside of the blocks!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Spatech_tuo on June 21, 2008, 09:48:57 pm
Congrats Term. As ornery as you make her out to be at least we know Ole Meanness was nice to you at least 3 times!!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: MostlyLurkingGal on June 21, 2008, 10:57:46 pm
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MLG you made my day!  Rolling Rock was my Father's beer. He was a brick layer and virtually every foundation that he built had RR caps inside of the blocks!
Always happy to please a moderator!!  ;)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: shortspark on June 22, 2008, 06:53:41 am
Congratulations Term!  I stopped in to get some chemicals and have a beer with you a few days ago but the lady filling in said your wife would deliver the next day.  It looks like all went well.  I left a message note on the cash register for you to call me and let me know what "hatched" but I should have known you were going to post it here.  BTW, Judi said your oldest boy looks just like "Little Jack", the character that played in the movie, "Meet the Falkers".  He really does!  See ya soon and we'll celebrate your new addition with a cold Shiner!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: In Canada eh on June 22, 2008, 08:05:01 am
Term the Fertile,

  Congratulations on your latest addition to your family

  You can thank God they weren't all girls, I have a friend with 3 of them.  He spends all his free time trying to abolish the handgun law in Canada ;D
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: kacrab10 on June 22, 2008, 10:33:28 am
Congrats Term and Misses! He is cute and so bright eyed!   Oh, and I have three girls 19, 15, and 9 and my husband says if you make my daughters cry I will make you cry! That usually helps!   ;D
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2008, 11:08:41 am
A little late on this but congrats Chris! All the best to ya'll!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Tailhooker on June 22, 2008, 11:12:57 am
Congrats again
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Swell-Tub on June 22, 2008, 12:54:45 pm
I have two sons 24 and 28. I have three daughters 29, 31, and 33. I now have 5 grandsons all under 4 years old. I do finally have a tax write off again as I'm raising my 9 month old grandson. The kids are great but grandkids are fantastic even when I don't get to send them home.

Scott  ;)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: wewannahottub on June 22, 2008, 09:17:01 pm
By the way BauerN,

Congrats on your new bundle o' joy!!  Happy Father's Day to all you dads, granddads, stepdads, wannabedads, and momdads!!

 ;)
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: IL Parrothead on June 23, 2008, 12:57:14 am
Bauer & Term congrats!
Term, I'll sling back a Shiner in your honor tomorrow, if I can just find a place around here that sells them......
Congrats boys!
Title: Re: Tax Write Offs
Post by: Skellman on June 23, 2008, 10:00:53 am
Congratulations Term,

Sorry for the late response. I was back in Texas but, this time in San Antonio.

Kids are cool. I wish I was young like you so I could have another!

I can see your daughter will be a big help.
Enjoy!

Skellman