A Helluva Party

[hottubdan]

Looks like a great party.  

However, someone tell me how Texas is capitalist and MA is socialist.  I have buddies in the spa business in MA and, oddly enough, they are capitalists.

In fact, they have competition in their showrooms selling Hot Spring and Sundance.

[drewstar]

Why?

[East_TX_Spa]

Devil Dawgs Master Sgt. Plumlee and Ronnie, ET Spa's service tech, showed off their tats.  Master Sgt. Plumlee has 4 sets of jump wings from Force Recon.  He's one bad 62-yr old dude!  Ronnie ain't no flyweight neither.  Some drunk came up to Ronnie later that night and started acting mouthy in front of a lady Ronnie was making time with, so he excused himself.



Ronnie went and changed out of his ET Spa shirt and came back to talk to the guy.  The drunk asked "Why'd you change shirts?"  Ronnie replied "My boss told me to before I kicked your ass!"  Drunk guy apologized and left.

This dude wanted to show off his tatoo.


Stefan, our warehouse manager, is getting married in 2 weeks!  Stefan is the whitest African American I've ever seen:


Sly Stallone and the missus showed up.  He's in town filming Rambo IV:


Ashley manhandled the big 8" Monte Cristo like a pro!


To be continued.....

[TubsAndCues]

Hey Term,

I was hoping to see now that you've gotten Hymbaw out of the Great White North that you'd be able to teach him about cigars.  That was something I was never able to do!  If you've got one with him and a stogie, put it up, because I want to see it!!!

[leaky]

Term,

You lucky dog!  

You can PM me to set up the "transmission".  My simple job as an Senior Aerospace Engineer should leave me PLENTY of time to distribute as necessary.  

Once you send them, I'll let the forum know so they can PM me private requests.

Leaky

[East_TX_Spa]

It was time to give out the Customer of the Year Award.  Anne called me a couple of years ago after having been ripped off by Stacey Diego and her Sunco Spa scam.  I kept her from losing a lot of money and found her a nice used HotSpring Vanguard in the process and she loves me to death for it.  She always works our booth at the various shows, brings me cakes and muscadine wine, and really promotes our company out of the goodness of her heart.  We got her a plaque and a 30-pack of her favorite beer:


Time for the Running of the Ducks!  Numbers are written on the bottom corresponding to a fabulous prize (HS Robes, Ski Jackets, Hats, Wine, Dinners for Two, etc).  Everyone who owns 1 of our spas gets to draw:


Shortspark and his fiance drew their ducks:


Then everyone went to the prize vault to see what they won.  This lady's family has bought 6 spas from us over the last 8 years, so she got a whole bunch of ducks!


Holly was digging the cigars:


The Boss was making sure the girls were enjoying the working conditions:



After a thorough perusal of Zep's offer to be her sugar daddy, Holly gleefully accepted the proposal:


To be continued......

[East_TX_Spa]

This picture is for Countryboy and no one else:


Everyone had a good time:





Suddenly, everyone got boogie fever.......

[countryboy]

This picture is for Countryboy and no one else:



Nice, and she is a nurse to boot. Thanx Term

So the other lady's family buy's 6 hot tubs and she still gives your boss a lap dance......she must really like her hot tub or the girls down there are a lot nice than here in NY:0)

[East_TX_Spa]

The nice lady's mom and dad bought a Sovereign, then she bought a Sovereign, then they bought a Sovereign for their rent house, a Highlife for their lake house, her sister bought a Sovereign, and her boyfriend bought a Grandee.

That wasn't my boss getting the lap dance, it was Mr. Martin, the owner of a HotSpring Prodigy.  A happy owner, at that.

Term

[countryboy]

I bet he doesn't miss a party ever now

[drewstar]

The way she closes her eyes and gets that look on her face when she smokes that cigar makes me want to buy her two escalades.  

[Spatech_tuo]

That wasn't my boss getting the lap dance, it was Mr. Martin, the owner of a HotSpring Prodigy.  A happy owner, at that.

Term

Is that part of the sales package?

Cover, lifter, chem kit, steps, delivery/setup, ozone and lap dance all for 6995 +tax!

[East_TX_Spa]

No sales tax in Texas with a prescription.

More pics coming.

Term

[East_TX_Spa]

Ashley got out of the tub for awhile and enjoyed some pie:


Holly wanted some pie, too:


Everbody started dancin!


Then they started dirty dancing:


Poor ol' Gary, our customer of the year last year, didn't know whether to shit or go blind:



The lady in the white shirt is a customer of Dr. Spa's!  She says he is fantastic and should come to the next party.

Then they started REALLY dancing dirty......

[East_TX_Spa]

The nice lady started giving out lap dances:


Those under 21 don't look:






















To be continued....