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What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....?
« on: March 13, 2007, 09:16:04 am »


[size=18]Naked hot-tub festivities foiled[/size]
March 9, 2007

Editor’s note: The following excerpts were taken from Eagle County
law enforcement officers and police reports.


AVON — A 70-year-old woman reported that several people were making
noise in a hot tub at Brookside Lodge, according to an Avon Police
Department report.

Police climbed a fence and questioned the three men and three women,
ages 22 through 31, who told police they had come from Sunridge
Condominiums.

Some were naked and others wore underwear. Police told the men
and women to get dressed and made them pick up their Budweiser
beer bottles and cigarettes surrounding the hot tub.

Police ticketed them for trespassing.

http://www.vaildaily.com/article/20070309/NEWS/70309006/0/FRONTPAGE



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What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....?
« on: March 13, 2007, 09:16:04 am »

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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2007, 01:01:30 pm »
I have many customers who have spas which face the ocean. They have to chase the surfers out of their tubs from time to time. They will come home and actually catch them in the tub, or they come home and find sand and seaweed in the tub, indicating it is getting use by uninvited visitors.

I have had folks call me to repair cover fasteners which have been cut or ripped off. One customer had a house which was empty - he had it for sale - but he kept the tub hot and clean so he could show the house on weekends. He had a real hard time keeping the surfers out of the tub - he locked the cover and they tore off the locks. He fixed the locks and added a strap. They cut all the straps. He got a steel cable and some brass locks. He came back and the cover was gone. Just gone. He never found it. He asked me if there was anything he could add to the water that would make them break out in a rash or give them some sort of strong irritation. He was especially interested in irritating their private parts. I had to tell him that I didn't know of any such product.

The surfers sit out in the cold ocean waiting for waves, and if its a slow day they have to sit there, shivering, looking at any number of nice warm tubs sitting in front of houses that look very empty...



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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2007, 01:11:47 pm »
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I have many customers who have spas which face the ocean. They have to chase the surfers out of their tubs from time to time. They will come home and actually catch them in the tub, or they come home and find sand and seaweed in the tub, indicating it is getting use by uninvited visitors.

I have had folks call me to repair cover fasteners which have been cut or ripped off. One customer had a house which was empty - he had it for sale - but he kept the tub hot and clean so he could show the house on weekends. He had a real hard time keeping the surfers out of the tub - he locked the cover and they tore off the locks. He fixed the locks and added a strap. They cut all the straps. He got a steel cable and some brass locks. He came back and the cover was gone. Just gone. He never found it. He asked me if there was anything he could add to the water that would make them break out in a rash or give them some sort of strong irritation. He was especially interested in irritating their private parts. I had to tell him that I didn't know of any such product.

 





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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2007, 01:16:03 pm »
I have personally run naked from a spa in the snow in Colorado and been confronted by police afterwards...Must be the altitude that makes us that way.


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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2007, 04:51:38 pm »
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I have many customers who have spas which face the ocean. They have to chase the surfers out of their tubs from time to time. They will come home and actually catch them in the tub, or they come home and find sand and seaweed in the tub, indicating it is getting use by uninvited visitors.

I have had folks call me to repair cover fasteners which have been cut or ripped off. One customer had a house which was empty - he had it for sale - but he kept the tub hot and clean so he could show the house on weekends. He had a real hard time keeping the surfers out of the tub - he locked the cover and they tore off the locks. He fixed the locks and added a strap. They cut all the straps. He got a steel cable and some brass locks. He came back and the cover was gone. Just gone. He never found it. He asked me if there was anything he could add to the water that would make them break out in a rash or give them some sort of strong irritation. He was especially interested in irritating their private parts. I had to tell him that I didn't know of any such product.

The surfers sit out in the cold ocean waiting for waves, and if its a slow day they have to sit there, shivering, looking at any number of nice warm tubs sitting in front of houses that look very empty...





Remove the filters and pour in some fiberglass dust, once that hot water open them pours the dust will settle in them and when they get out and cool off it will be trapped and they will itch like there is no tomorrow.
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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2007, 05:10:34 pm »
re: they tore off the locks. ...... They cut all the straps........
He got a steel cable and some brass locks. He came back and
the cover was gone. Just gone...


[size=16]Freaking scumbags!

Maybe if they concentrated on work as much as surfing they
could afford to buy their own tub instead of vandalizing other
people's property![/size]


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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2007, 06:08:12 pm »
Well, since no one else asked....... ummmmmmmmmm stuart? Why were you running naked from a spa? And how pray tell were the cops so "conveniently" close by?
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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2007, 06:17:16 pm »
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Well, since no one else asked....... ummmmmmmmmm stuart? Why were you running naked from a spa? And how pray tell were the cops so "conveniently" close by?

... and was Dateline NBC involved in any way?
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2007, 07:12:00 pm »
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Well, since no one else asked....... ummmmmmmmmm stuart? Why were you running naked from a spa? And how pray tell were the cops so "conveniently" close by?
Surely you remember the "Werewolf story..."

Chris H. about ruined his keyboard spitting coffee on it when he read it! :-/

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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2007, 08:31:24 pm »
I remember.

Did you ever pay for that neighbor lady's therapy?

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Re: What happens in Colorado Stays In Colorado....
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2007, 09:36:27 pm »
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I remember.

Did you ever pay for that neighbor lady's therapy?

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Never did...she'll probably go to her grave believing she lived next-door to a werewolf!

for the next several months curtains closed at their house every time I pulled into my drive, doors slammed and lights went out when I went into my back yard.

The local cops still call me "Lobo" ;D 8-)

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