LITTLE black cloud?
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That is what I am. Here's a list:
Squaw's car go to shop.
Next day, papoose go to hospital for 2 days. Respiratory infection.
Papoose go home, still feel puny, but be OK.
Have only 1 car. Ice storm comes.
Parents give ride to boss's house. We drive to Dallas so no miss plane next day.
Eat at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Me have buffalo steak. Heap plenty good. Boss's steak no good. Overcooked.
Go to Kansas City. Cold. Make loincloth shrivel.
Galen take us to Hereford House. Heap plenty good. Go Galen's house. Plenty good time, only wine, no beer. Loud firecracker make him weenie dog run away. Me chase through dark and ice. Heap plenty cold. Loincloth shrivel up in belly.
Go to HotSpring meeting. Plenty good fun.
Squaw call, she throw up and have squirts. Daughter go to parents. More ice come to Texas.
Boss get pukes and squirts. Amy call, tell me my store on fire. 5 firetrucks come. Heater motor burn up, Little Black Cloud's office trashed.
Go to airport, big plane flight cancelled. Sit in crowded Admiral Club 4 hours with smelly boss.
Boss barely able drive home. Parents meet on highway, take me home at midnight.
Store look terrible, heater no fix until Tuesday.
Everyone, everything around me fall apart. Me doing fine. Me happy. Me must be Little Black Cloud. No come near me or you suffer.
LBC