Author Topic: Scumbags live among us..... (Read 9328 times)

LtDan · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:01:06 pm »

Cut and past from the Columbus Dispatch today:

Reynoldsburg police have received five reports of vandalism or theft of Christmas decorations since November, including one stabbed, inflatable Santa that was salvaged with duct tape. Gahanna police arrested two kids over the weekend for knifing another blow-up Kris Kringle.

Not on my watch baby!!

They had a bag of weed and were killing time killing Chrismas displays.

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:01:06 pm »

Spiderman · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:01:09 pm »

It was probably a group a christian fanatics. You see, you had the baby Jesus in the manger BEFORE his birthday, so, to teach you a lesson, they stole the baby Jesus only to return him on Christmas day.

Think about it, how can the baby Jesus already be here, if he wasn't born yet.

Davidny · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:26:13 pm »

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Maybe you should display a ... Mohammed - nothing would probably be taken or destroyed!

Mohammed showed up in a Danish newspaper and people were killed over it, so I don't recommend putting one on your front lawn.

Davidny · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:29:07 pm »

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We did a live nativity scene -

So far nobody has reported in as stolen...

Is the one with the bugle single?

Brewman · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:14:55 am »

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Cut and past from the Columbus Dispatch today:

Reynoldsburg police have received five reports of vandalism or theft of Christmas decorations since November, including one stabbed, inflatable Santa that was salvaged with duct tape. Gahanna police arrested two kids over the weekend for knifing another blow-up Kris Kringle.

Not on my watch baby!!

They had a bag of weed and were killing time killing Chrismas displays.

Ahhh- � �Rocket scientists.

Thankfully this type of crap isn't as common this year as around here as it was last year. �Possibly due to several highly publicized self defense incidents, where in about a 2 week span of time several scumbags found themselves either dead or seriously wounded by homeowners who don't like creeps breaking into their homes.
In all cases the ruling was justified use of force. �Thankfully.
Maybe these news stories are keeping the slime under the rocks where they belong for a least a little while.
One can only hope.......

Vanguard · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:34:12 am »

I think I'd feel really safe and not have to worry about these type of scumbags if I lived next door to Terminator. �

Zep · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:11:57 am »

re: �think I'd feel really safe and not have to worry about
these type of scumbags if I lived next door to Terminator

Is this one of Terminator's elderly relatives?

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:24:49 am »

If it's after dark in Texas and they set foot on your property, shoot them. �You can, legally.

When the sun goes down in my hood, all the good little children scamper home. �The rest take their chances.

Terminator �

hottbpete · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:25:40 pm »

:)Not to be too technical......but the Baby Jesus should not be in the manager until Christmas day.

Maybe there was a real right wing christian that took the baby....and will return it on Chrismas day!

God Bless

Bama · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2006, 05:02:23 pm »

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Concrete blocks sound like a good plan. Might be fun to put in some of those things that blow out the tires or perhaps a nice concrete post sunk into the ground disguised as a palm tree. Would serve em right!

Don't know about theft though. I suppose a surveillance camera might help. Or maybe you could put trip wires on the figures connected to a mace or tear gas dispenser and an alarm siren. Or at least some kind of permanent dye so you could ID the a$$holes involved. Of course dye could damage your own figures.

Yes, �mace or tear gas is much better!

I suppose high voltage electricity would be out of the question although that could be kinda entertaining...

I like the way you think, especially the electricity part! � SIZZLE-SIZZLE !!!
Here in Alabama, a law was just passed that if someone threatens you or your property you can shoot them as long as they are ON your property. �Use to...you had to drag them into the house if you shot them, now you don't have to hurt your back, you can leave them where they lay! �

Chas · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2006, 09:50:48 pm »

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Is the one with the bugle single?

She has a boyfriend.

And two degrees, speaks a couple of languages fluently, and wants to be a doctor!

8-)

Zep · « **Reply #26 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:21:39 pm »

There was one more chapter to this story......

On New Year's Eve the vandals returned
the stolen "Baby Jesus" disfigured/destroyed.

Not sure if they felt bad about stealing it and
returned it or if they brought it back destroyed
after Christmas was over just to "F" with me.

LtDan · « **Reply #27 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:24:06 pm »

On the bright side, it appears he is now eligible for government disability assistance.

drewstar · « **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:27:40 pm »

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:)Not to be too technical......but the Baby Jesus should not be in the manager until Christmas day.

Maybe there was a real right wing christian that took the baby....and will return it on Chrismas day!

God Bless

That being Dec 25th, right?

Chad · « **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:31:20 pm »

You have no idea how much that pi$$es me off.

Ok you probably do since it happened to you but you're not alone. I would have it checked for prints and see if any of them are a match in your local PD's system.

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2007, 04:31:20 pm »

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