My tub is viewable on Google Earth

[East_TX_Spa]

15 million candlepower.

$89

available here: http://www.hammacher.com/

 8-)

Crapmonkey!  Mine's only 10,000,000 candlepower...time to upgrade.

I got my boss one for his 50th birthday.  He snuck outside, tapped on the bedroom window, and when his wife looked out he shined it in her eyes.  It burned her retinas out and she is now in a coma, so be careful!

Terminator

[Tatooed_Lady]

 If they still ignored a note on their door then I'd take the gloves off grab a BB gun.

Nononono!!! FINGERPRINTS are like little, greasy witnesses, and Rule #1 (ask Term, I bet he's familiar)
"Rule #1: NO WITNESSES"

[wmccall]

Problem solved. I know he is nosy and I had just installed a new garage door opener. When I knew he was in the kitchen I put the door up. He looked out, I waved, he opened the door to say Hi.  I then had the chance to ask about the light.  Its off now and we had our first dark soak tonight.

[Chad]

Problem solved. I know he is nosy and I had just installed a new garage door opener. When I knew he was in the kitchen I put the door up. He looked out, I waved, he opened the door to say Hi.  I then had the chance to ask about the light.  Its off now and we had our first dark soak tonight.

That sounds a little suspicious.......tell us what you really did.