An Ohio State SHUTOUT makes everyone a winner

[rick_in_cleveland]

The local Hot Springs dealer had a great promotion this past weekend.  By any Hot Springs Spa and if (when) Ohio State shuts out Michigan they will refund your entire purchase price.  Should have changed from my Marquis to a Hot Springs.

OH.....IO

[Spatech_tuo]

The local Hot Springs dealer had a great promotion this past weekend.  By any Hot Springs Spa and if (when) Ohio State shuts out Michigan they will refund your entire purchase price.  Should have changed from my Marquis to a Hot Springs.

OH.....IO

What happens when Michigan beats them, outright.

[Chris_H]

Or shuts OSU out?

[wmccall]

Or shuts OSU out?

What happens when pigs fly?

[Repeat_Offender]

So, an Ohio state win doesn't necessarily make anyone a winner. Only a shut out, and then only a Hot Spring purchaser, and only from that dealer. Good luck with that.

[Spatech_tuo]

So, an Ohio state win doesn't necessarily make anyone a winner. Only a shut out, and then only a Hot Spring purchaser, and only from that dealer. Good luck with that.

LOL, maybe they could deduct $100 for every point Ohio St scores! These promotions are designed to peak interest, not bankrupt the owners.

It's like the hole-in-one/win-a-car contests. It's very unlikely it'll happen AND there is special insurance you take out to cover you in the unlikely event it does occur.

[wmccall]

What happens when Michigan beats them, outright.

Hell freezes over.  I suppose technically, twice in 6 years is remotely possible.

Hey Rick,  Do you know what kind of car Jim Tressel owns?

[GoBlue]

Looks like pigs have flown quite a bit.  Last time I looked, Michigan has shutout OSU 25 times.  

That HS offer looks pretty good.

And hell froze over 57 times.  Overall record 57 -- 39 -- 6

[rick_in_cleveland]

What kind of Car?

LLOYD CARR

[wmccall]

Looks like pigs have flown quite a bit.  Last time I looked, Michigan has shutout OSU 25 times.  

That HS offer looks pretty good.

And hell froze over 57 times.  Overall record 57 -- 39 -- 6

Note to the state up north   The 21st century has arrived.  Recalculate those numbers for this century and get back to me.  Or just the Lloyd Carr area if you prefer.  Great 104 soak in the hot tub last night.

6 in a row in Hi-def!

[GoBlue]

Yes, if you only use certain years and one coach, its possible to spin the numbers to make the Buckeys look like the superior team overall.  I'm used to spin, I work with government.

[wmccall]

I know WDGA stands for Wisconsin Dairy Goat Association, but whats the rest?

You must play the MP3 file at the bottom of my signature for the answer to that one. (Guaranteed no-profanity or viruses)

[thearm]

I confused. Is this the same Ohio state that gave us such outstanding people like Archie Griffin and the infamous Maurice  Clarett. Very productive citizens they have turned out from OSU. I guess that doesn't matter as long as the team keeps winning. I'll take good old Penn State with Joe Paterno. Less criminals but better citizens.

[Spatech_tuo]

I'll take good old Penn State with Joe Paterno. Less criminals but better citizens.

LOL, you know your football program has gone into the tank (relative to past glory) when their theme has become "we put out better citizens".

[wmccall]

I confused. Is this the same Ohio state that gave us such outstanding people like Archie Griffin and the infamous Maurice  Clarett. Very productive citizens they have turned out from OSU. I guess that doesn't matter as long as the team keeps winning. I'll take good old Penn State with Joe Paterno. Less criminals but better citizens.

What are you confused about?  I'm a Pennsylvania native and even without recent memory I can come up with a couple of PSU mitfits! (I played on the field at Beaver Stadium by the way) BTW,  OSU didn't "turn out" maurice in the terms you meant.  Flushed out would be a better term.