Ya'll Wish Me Luck!

[East_TX_Spa]

For the benefit of the members of this forum, as well as for mankind (or more dear to my heart, womanly kind), I am leaving Monday for the State Fair of Texas once again.

Whilst there, I will be subjected to the most insidious vermin to infest this wonderful and magical place- the factory spa reps.  In between listening to awe-inspiring sales pitches and fanciful tales of grandeur spun by these masters of mythology, I will undoubtedly find moments to indulge myself with Shiner Bock Beer, Montecristo cigars, and the ever-elusive crown jewel of delectable repaste.....The Fried Twinkie!

Of course, I will have my trusty Sony 7.2 megapixel camera to document my experiences and will do a follow up man-on-the-street report for ya'll.  I am anticipating Spaman on this trip and trading some wampum with him for a pair of shoes.  (If you're reading this Spaman, I will be there on Monday and I will have the bargaining items you requested, so bring my dadgum shoes please!)

Say a prayer for me so that I'm not tempted to bring home an Aries Spa as they always have the best spa booth at the Fair.  Pray that I don't succumb to the temptation to buy a new Vita-Mix, which, next to owning a spa, is the greatest home appliance in history.  And lastly, pray that I don't get seduced by some bewitching carnie lady that will, no doubt, try and tempt me into her trailer with the offer of a turkey leg and some hot buttered roasted corn on a stick!

Thank ya'll in advance.

Terminator

[drewstar]

May the Lord Bless you, keep you safe and fill your heart with wisdom and understanding to lead you on your journey. Be at peace as you go forth to serve the Lord. Amen.

[imp etc]

Please sir, I have never seen nor even imagined a Fried Twinkie.

I hope you can spare a photo to enlighten my ignorance?

Thanks in advance . . .

[wesj53]

Say a prayer for me so that I'm not tempted to bring home an Aries Spa as they always have the best spa booth at the Fair.  Thank ya'll in advance.

Terminator[/quote]
Is this code for Aries having the best looking women at their booth?

[Spatech_tuo]

For the benefit of the members of this forum, as well as for mankind (or more dear to my heart, womanly kind), I am leaving Monday for the State Fair of Texas once again.

Whilst there, I will be subjected to the most insidious vermin to infest this wonderful and magical place- the factory spa reps.  

I gotta believe the muckey-mucks in charge of all the major brands going to this big event are just now having conference calls with their Texas affiliates to cut you off at the pass. I imagine the Little Tykes operation may even spike a deep-fried Twinkie and send it your way prior to your entrance into their lair.

[windsurfdog]

And lastly, pray that I don't get seduced by some bewitching carnie lady that will, no doubt, try and tempt me into her trailer with the offer of a turkey leg and some hot buttered roasted corn on a stick!

I hear the Pizza-In-A-Cup is very seducing......

[East_TX_Spa]

Please sir, I have never seen nor even imagined a Fried Twinkie.

I hope you can spare a photo to enlighten my ignorance?

Thanks in advance . . .

Here you go nice lady...the greatest dessert ever concocted!  Better than Creme Brulee, better than Bananas Foster, better than Dairy Queen!



The best way I can describe it to folks is that it's like an orgasm on a paper plate.

Terminator

[In Canada eh]

Please sir, I have never seen nor even imagined a Fried Twinkie.

I hope you can spare a photo to enlighten my ignorance?

Thanks in advance . . .

Yeah what imp said!!

Term saw your picture look really good, is it a real twinkie on a stick deep fried

[East_TX_Spa]

Oh, it is a delicately crafted work of culinary art, my friend.

Take one ordinary Hostess Twinkie.
Ram a stick up it's hind end.
(Now here's the key....dip it in funnel cake batter!)
Put that rascal in the freezer.
When the time is right and the moment is upon you, dip that little varmint in a vat of hot pig grease and fry it 'til it floats.
Take it out, dust a little powdered sugar on it, and drizzle it with artificial chocolate syrup substitute.
It'll melt in your mouth like your Momma's biscuits!

(The frying changes the entire consistency from a spongy, unappetizing texture to a goozy, flowing, velvetine mix that will literally tingle your giblets!)

Terminator

[Rayman]

You will miss the opening of Hockey season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wesj53]

[The best way I can describe it to folks is that it's like an orgasm on a paper plate.

Terminator
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And just as sticky I bet!

[In Canada eh]

Thanks Term I'm going to try it

[TN__HOT_TUB]

You will miss the opening of Hockey season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought they were on strike.   Sorry, but I'm from the south and we don't keep up much with that ice hockey stuff (if it snows, we close down the town).

[RobRoy]

Term, the best way to discribe that mess, where I come from, is
a turd on a stick. You would eat that, yuk.

[imp etc]

The best way I can describe it to folks is that it's like an orgasm on a paper plate.

Oh my stars! You didn't mention there was chocolate sauce involved!

Now you've made me blush . . . just thinking it might fall apart before we get THAT far . . .

I have led a sheltered, blue-state, all-organic, whole-grain life for the most part - this delicacy is a Brave New World, clearly . . .

Thank'ee kindly