Term, you certainly have proven yourself to be terribly.....unique.....yet again.....my comments are as follows:
#1: I think I work with that guy.... he looks better with a shirt (and pants) on. :-/
#2: I'm guessing "carney escaped from the show, news at 11"
#3: yo yo yo! I don' wan' somma dat!
#4: I'd guess that she ate a bunch of gassy chili (or burritos, maybe) and just let a nuclear one drop...and didn't say anything, but the scent JUST reached him....
#5: "Dude looks like a lady" ring a bell?
I think I may have to break down and take some tub pics this weekend.....I bet I can take just as awful pics as those are.