Attention: Top Sales Professionals

[East_TX_Spa]

East Texas Spa is currently seeking a professional salesperson for our beautiful Shreveport, LA showroom.  The qualified individual does not necessarily have to have spa industry experience, but must be personable, presentable, trustworthy, and self-motivated.  The title of Branch Manager of HotSpring Spas of Shreveport will carry responsibilities of maintaining the entire NE Louisiana territory as a representative of HotSpring, Tiger River, Solana, and HotSpot Spas.

Benefits include a generous salary and commission structure, medical and dental insurance, 401K retirement plan, bonuses, 4 weeks paid vacation, travel incentives, expense account, and the opportunity to make an income limited only by your abilities.  Recurring sales training will be provided.

East Texas Spa and HSS of Shreveport are the area leaders in the spa industry with a stellar reputation for quality and service with a 22 year proven track record of stability.

Interested parties should forward their resumes either by fax (903-757-2235) or by e-mail to etspatwo@sbcglobal.net.

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask them here and I'll answer them.

Chris Ogden (Terminator)
Manager
East Texas Spa
Longview, TX

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Ya know if I wanted to move south way south from here I would give it a go!!

 But alas I love the Pac NW to much,no tornado's, no hurricanes, just rain.  

[Spatech_tuo]

Ya know if I wanted to move south way south from here I would give it a go!!

 But alas I love the Pac NW to much,no tornado's, no hurricanes, just rain.  

... plus, Hot Spring Jim just doesn't have the same ring to it!

[Jacuzzi Jim]

   Yeah that does'nt sound to good

 Besides I would have to learn words like, aint, shucks, ahh shucks, yall haul
(southern for u-haul) and say things like, gee aint that a purdy spa?  Would'nt it look nice next to your mobile home by the burn barrel or those 8 cars you have parked there?


  Just kidding of course no offense intended!!!    


 I do love Cajun food though that would be a good thing!!

[East_TX_Spa]

...and tumped.  "His pickup done tumped over into the swamp!"

I'm leaving for Shreveport right now to go help clean up our website.  The former manager was in charge of taking care of it and it is cluttered up with porn spam.

This is a GREAT opportunity, in all seriousness I don't know of a better company to work for in the spa industry.  The only competitors over there are Artesian, Caldera, Hawkeye, and maybe a couple of other bit players.  Easy potential of selling 200-300 spas/year and making BIG time money based on our compensation plan.

See ya'll later!

Term

[96SC]

Ya know if I wanted to move south way south from here I would give it a go!!

 But alas I love the Pac NW to much,no tornado's, no hurricanes, just rain.  

Go for it Jim.  By the time any hurricanes get to Shreveport they're nothing more than  tropical storms.  Since you're already use to the rain these storms would be nothing.

Instead of Starbuck's you get wired on Chickory coffee (or is it chickory tea?)

You get to 'suck the head'. (Any good southerner knows what that is).  You'll learn to say New Orleans as one word-Nawlins'.  There is voo doo not grunge.  Plus there are the up and coming Saints instead of the Seahawks/Mariners.

Think it over.  Come on back y'all, ya hear!!

[Jacuzzi Jim]

 Really all kidding aside from me!! It does sound tempting and would be a great gig for anyone interested.   Thanks Uncle Termy.

[D.P. Roberts]

East Texas Spa is currently seeking a professional salesperson for our beautiful Shreveport, LA showroom.  

Wait - Shreveport, Louisiana is in "East Texas"? So Texas is annexing Louisiana? And I thought the war with Canada was causing problems...

[stuart]

Hey I like Shreveport and besides I almost shot a guy at the rest stop there many years ago for trying to break into my car so I'm almost considered a local! :-/

Maybe I should sell out and come work there...I do miss sweet tea

[thearm]

 Besides I would have to learn words like, aint, shucks, ahh shucks, yall haul
(southern for u-haul) and say things like, gee aint that a purdy spa?  Would'nt it look nice next to your mobile home by the burn barrel or those 8 cars you have parked there?


This reminds me of the following question. Do any of you southerners happen to know the plural of YALL? Take some guesses and I will post the answer tomorrow night.

[Gomboman]

Term, I'm loading up the U-Haul as we speak. I'll see you on Monday. Can I buy a nice house for 500K?

[East_TX_Spa]

You can buy a whole plantation for $500K in Shreveport and set yourself up bigger'n Rhett Butler.

Let me just sweeten the pot a little bit from the real world experiences the Shreveport store manager enjoys:

You get season tickets to the Mudbugs hockey game (we have a spa up in the stands)
You get season tickets to the arena football league (ditto)
You get to hang out with Tammy and Tara at the Red River Revel
............................................................ at the Mudbug (crawfish) Festival
............................................................ at the Cowboys-Saints Tailgate party
............................................................ at the home shows, boat shows, etc
You get any and every sales tool you need, just ask for it
You get to go to the HotSpring dealer conventions (a blast in and of itself)
You get to sell against fairly weak competition
You get qualified leads sent to you via e-mail every day
You don't have to sell swimming pools, or pool tables, or barbecue pits, or decks
You only sell Watkins spas and accessories
You get to go to fabulous company parties and celebrate with good friends and coworkers

There are 2 things my boss absolutely requires from his employees:

1. You open the store at 10:00

2. You close the store at 6:00

That's it.  Everything else takes care of itself.

Term

[Spiderman]

I just left a note for my wife that I was heading to LA for this opportuninty.  After I'm down there awhile having the time of my life, I'll send her a letter saying how tough things are going and I don't know when I'll be able to bring her down.  It will be signed:    

           Your Friend, Roberto

(from The Waterboy in case you have no idea what I'm talking about)  

[thearm]

This reminds me of the following question. Do any of you southerners happen to know the plural of YALL?

The answer is ALL YALL!

[Tatooed_Lady]

You get to 'suck the head'. (Any good southerner knows what that is).

and some of us northerners do, too...and it's nothing that's shown in any of the "racy" videos I've seen...