Hot Tub Pic O' the Day 8-11-06

[spaman--]

and this delivery differs from the others how?

[East_TX_Spa]

That looks like an old Tiger River shell.

SeaMonkey Spas follows the business model of another successful spa company whereby we purchase factory seconds and modify them with some Reynold's Wrap, sunlight, and a jar of spit and thus double the value.  This allows us to sell them as a high-priced, SOL listed product to super high-end users.

Terminator (Head SeaMonkey)

[East_TX_Spa]

and this delivery differs from the others how?

That is our competitor.  He is obviously overcharging on HIS spas to pay for that fancy trailer and motor home and Hefty Glad Bag spa packaging (which, BTW, negates ANY European bleaching benefits).

We are a no-frills company that passes the savings along to the customer, as stupid as they may be.

Terminator (SeaMonkey King)

[drewstar]

Yea, but do you have a crack install team like this?

[East_TX_Spa]

Yea, but do you have a crack install team like this?

While it is obvious in the above picture that the team is indeed installing cracks in the shell (probably at a tremendous upcharge), we simply rely on a UV process in order to save the stupid customers some money.


Terminator (Crack Technician)

[spaman--]

I have stood in the exact same spot where this pic with all the spas outside is taken and believe me this picture depicts a much better environment than what I saw when I was there.

[East_TX_Spa]

SeaMonkey Spa Factory:


SeaMonkey Spa Warehouse:


SeaMonkey Spa Motorhome:


"We pass the savings along to you, the dumbass."

Terminator (SeaMonkey Consumer Relations)

[spaman--]

I could not help but notice your state of the art equipment pack, shown here is one with the ETL label proudly displayed!

[East_TX_Spa]

I could not help but notice your state of the art equipment pack, shown here is one with the ETL label proudly displayed!

ETL is bought and paid for and is nothing more than a marketing gimmick.

All of our spas are certified by SOL, the PLO, and FOAD as well as meeting the ANIS standard for spa safety and quality.




Terminator (SeaMonkey QC Manager)

[spaman--]

Come on! Dont sell your self short Term we may as well advertise your state of the art ,handcrafted, u.v protected ,solar, super combo deluxe gazebos!!!

[wmccall]

I see I'm the only one getting any real work done today.

60 more minutes and I'm off to the American Idol concert!   No, I didn't buy tickets, The Curling Club is manning a pizza booth and I'll be drinking beer that others pay $7 for.

[East_TX_Spa]

spaman, you are obviously a malcontent and a troublemaker and I am going to sue you very soon.  That is a fraudulent photo depicting my competitor's product.  We are much more cutting edge.

A genuine SeaMonkey Hubba Bubba G'zebo in a Bottle (sold in kit form including blow wand):


Terminator (R & D'head)

[spaman--]

I suppose the sattelite dish gazebo isnt yours either?

[East_TX_Spa]

The Curling Club is manning a pizza booth and I'll be drinking beer that others pay $7 for.

How much weight can you curl?

I can do a full Bubba Keg in each hand.  Seriously.


Terminatorol

[spaman--]

thats hardly fair I am just a young kid in the business for 14 years and you have been in it for well you tell me, but as depicted in your early day gazebos its been a while. LMAO !!!!!!!