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Jo AnnesStaplesDick'sIs that right? I don't get it?
Yes, that is correct. I drove past that shopping center for years and one day my wife mentioned that to me in passing. "Joanne staples dicks." I replied, "ouch." She told me she was just reading the sign. We both busted out laughing.
A gas station here had a good advertised deal on phone cards one day. "1800 minutes for only $2000" I was tempted to buy two phone cards but then I would've had to sell my car.
That's 90 cents a minute. ? ? ? i've paid less a minute for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.
Then I sent Amy the Underling to Target to get a shirt that would enhance her salesmanship and the customers seemed to respond favorably:We're gonna keep plugging away until Memorial Day!Terminator
When M_ster Spa has a road side tent sale, they have thier salesfolk walk right out to the cars as the stop for the redlight."Hey mister, wanna buy a spa?"
We tend to be somewhat classier in our approach.Terminator