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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2006, 08:31:53 pm »
We've had similar oppoertunities to spread goodwill and it's paid off big time. Even though you weren't able to give it away, you'll have plenty of opportunity to make it the perfect experience down the road.
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2006, 08:31:53 pm »

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2006, 08:49:12 pm »
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Jo Annes
Staples
Dick's

Is that right? I don't get it?  ???


Yes, that is correct.  
I drove past that shopping center for years and one day my wife mentioned that to me in passing.  "Joanne staples dicks."  I replied, "ouch."  She told me she was just reading the sign. We both busted out laughing.


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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2006, 12:43:40 am »
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Yes, that is correct.  
I drove past that shopping center for years and one day my wife mentioned that to me in passing.  "Joanne staples dicks."  I replied, "ouch."  She told me she was just reading the sign. We both busted out laughing.

I was working at a movie theater in 2000, and being I was one of only two employees over 18, I was forced to change the marquee sign every Thursday. The manager would always leave a note for me of what order he wanted the movies in. One Thursday we ended up with:

"Erin Brokovich"
"Screwed"
"My Dog Skip"

The following evening I came into work and the order of the sign had been changed by my manager during the day. ;D Somewhere I have a picture of that sign, I may have to dig it up.

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2006, 02:08:55 pm »
A gas station here had a good advertised deal on phone cards one day.  "1800 minutes for only $2000"  I was tempted to buy two phone cards but then I would've had to sell my car.
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2006, 02:15:24 pm »
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A gas station here had a good advertised deal on phone cards one day.  "1800 minutes for only $2000"  I was tempted to buy two phone cards but then I would've had to sell my car.



That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2006, 02:31:13 pm »
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That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???


I believe there may be a decimal point missing, hence the joke.

Or perhaps you are just hustlin' us...  :o
« Last Edit: May 22, 2006, 02:32:52 pm by tanstaafl2 »
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2006, 02:34:05 pm »
The sale's going great!  We sold 1 Thursday, 3 Friday, and 8 Saturday.  Between fighting off local officials wanting their permits and other forms of graft as well as riff raff wanting to get a free breast exam without buying a spa, everything's running fairly smoothish.

We started off strong Saturday with 3 Envoys and a Jetsetter boom....boom...boom....boom!  






We're gonna keep plugging away until Memorial Day!

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2006, 02:46:04 pm »
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Then I sent Amy the Underling to Target to get a shirt that would enhance her salesmanship and the customers seemed to respond favorably:


We're gonna keep plugging away until Memorial Day!

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When M_ster Spa has a road side tent sale, they have thier salesfolk walk right out to the cars as the stop for the redlight.



"Hey mister, wanna buy a spa?"
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2006, 02:48:52 pm »
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When M_ster Spa has a road side tent sale, they have thier salesfolk walk right out to the cars as the stop for the redlight.



"Hey mister, wanna buy a spa?"

We tend to be somewhat classier in our approach.

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2006, 02:55:05 pm »
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We tend to be somewhat classier in our approach.

Terminator



At least that's what I tell Mrs Drewstar. :)

"What was she doing over here talking to you about while I was in the store?"

"oh. um. ah..she was selling me a...a spa!"


"A spa?"

"yes, a spa. Very nice girl too. Trying to work her way through college. poor kid"


::)
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2006, 08:19:23 pm »
And its over....29 spas since last Wednesday.  All of them HotSpring except for 2 Solana's and a HotSpot Sorrento.  Right now, I hate hot tubs more than anything in the world besides Ol' Scratch, so I hope ya'll have a great Memorial Day Weekend and a safe one and I will talk to ya'll later.

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2006, 07:34:12 am »
great marketing program term!

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Re: Spa Sale!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2006, 10:48:24 pm »
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That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???


Drew - I hope you don't handle the taxes in your family... 1800minutes for $2000 is NOT 90/minute
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Re: Spa Sale!!!
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