Author Topic: Spa Sale!!! (Read 6833 times)

East_TX_Spa · « **on:** May 19, 2006, 04:00:12 pm »

We've just started our biggest sale of the year! �This is how we entice folks to stop by and visit:

This is how we keep them occupied:

This is our super high end sales crew:

And this is the end result of a cash and carry deal:

Terminator & Underling

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** May 19, 2006, 04:00:12 pm »

The_Big_Spa_Fairy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2006, 04:29:48 pm »

My what a good job you do of holding your stomach in.

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2006, 04:37:41 pm »

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This is our prisoner work release sales crew:

Suck it in!!

Bonibelle · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2006, 04:40:30 pm »

On the other side of the tent....try some fine wine and Andrea...and tell me Monday, who sells the most tubs....

hymbaw · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:18:15 pm »

Wrong beer to entice me.

Bring some of this in and you got a sale!

wmccall · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:25:41 pm »

Someone please Photoshop that first sign, the possabilities are endless.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:31:37 pm »

TN__HOT_TUB · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:35:30 pm »

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Someone please Photoshop that first sign, the possabilities are endless.

Funny sign story. In one shopping center here in Knoxville, there were 3 interesting stores. I'll try to get a picture. Hint: the 3 stores I'm refering to

1. Arts & crafts store (named after a female)
2. Very large office supply store (holds paper together)
3. Sporting goods store (named after a male)

Spatech_tuo · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2006, 05:58:45 pm »

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Funny sign story. �In one shopping center here in Knoxville, there were 3 interesting stores. �I'll try to get a picture. � Hint: the 3 stores I'm refering to

1. Arts & crafts store (named after a female)
2. Very large office supply store (holds paper together)
3. Sporting goods store (named after a male)

Jo Annes
Staples
Dick's

Is that right? I don't get it?

hottub.pool_boy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2006, 07:08:24 pm »

Is the jetsetter getting a tan?

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2006, 07:53:30 pm »

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Is the jetsetter getting a tan?

I'm trying to.

Terminator

hottub.pool_boy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2006, 07:58:25 pm »

quick whit. you guys are good.

Chas · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2006, 08:06:32 pm »

Thanks.

East_TX_Spa · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2006, 08:13:06 pm »

I'm a mighty tired goober. �The last shoppers left at about 6:45 and I'm trying to get my brain put back together. �Tomorrow is going to be a mess.

The city health inspector came out and told us to take our signs and tent down as we didn't have permits. �We got to talking a bit and found out we graduated from the same school, knew a lot of the same people, and her little sister used to grab my butt back in 1985. �By the end, she said not to worry about the tent. �It ain't what you know, it's who you know, and who you know that grabbed your butt.

One of the local charities is buying a Prodigy for a little boy that has dwarfism. �He was swimming around in there and putting on a show for the people shopping! �I wish we could just give him the spa, but we gave them a BIG discount.

Terminator

The_Big_Spa_Fairy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2006, 08:21:02 pm »

Bless you. Some of my best friends are dwarfs - but they all live in the world of dreams with me. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to be a human dwarf. You humans can be so mean to each other when something like that happens.

So I for one am glad you helped in any way you could.

Giggly good job Mr. Texas two-step!

Hot Tub Forum · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2006, 08:21:02 pm »

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