Great Bumper Stickers

[stuart]

The first one is on your Monster Truck, am I right??

 

I have a friend who, to put it nicely, is very flat chested.  (She is worse than Twiggy.)  Anyway, she has a vanity plate that says "wannabe".  One day, during a major traffic jam, a guy pulled up next to her and asked "What do you wannabe?"  Without missing a beat, she said "A B cup."!!  The poor guy didn't know what to say!

 

I have a friend with the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Commity)

....can I say that here...??

[Backpains]

We here in Wyoming have 2 very famous bumper stickers:

Welcome to Wyoming, now take a grizzly and go home!

and

I stop for Jackalope!

[mowgli1]

I miss my ex but my aim is getting better

[mowgli1]

Bill,
here is one for you, spotted in East Lansing Last Friday.

Have you kicked a wolverine today?

[wmccall]

Bill,
here is one for you, spotted in East Lansing Last Friday.

Have you kicked a wolverine today?

Love it, obviously that person lives a spartan existence.

[wmccall]

Saw an interesting bumper sticker today, I think what made it interesting was the other one on the same bumper.

The first was a fairly normal, "My child is an honor student at Huy Elementary School"  The other bumper sticker, "I pee in pools"  To be not only odd, but an odd complement to the first one.   I hope the kid is indeed  smarter than the parent.