Hot Tub Pic o' the Day 4-7-06

[East_TX_Spa]

One of my customers in West East Texas.

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[salesdvl]

So, my 5 yr old son just walked by in his pajamas and football helmet. (normal attire when you are doing early morning battle as a storm trooper)  anyway, he stops and says "Hey, where's her bathing suit?  If she turns around we could see her boobs."  and kept walking.

I was trying to think of something creative like "I bet whe wishes she had paid a little more and got the one with the moto massage" etc... but somehow my sons logic seems better.
   

[NE-Phil]

I didn't know the Eiffel Tower was in West East Texas...

Phil

[East_TX_Spa]

Don't ya'll realize that everyplace else is just a suburb of East Texas, center of the cultured universe?

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[shabba34]

One of my customers in West East Texas.

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They have an Eifel Tower in West East Vegas, I mean Texas?

[GoBlue]

Now I'm going to have to get my plane tickets changed. Las  Vegas is in West East Texas, not Nevada.  I'll call AAA. Be right back.  

[East_TX_Spa]

 I'll call AAA. Be right back.  

And I'll call AA.

I'm pretty disappointed that I'm on here today.  I was supposed to play in a golf tournament across the street today, but my underling wasn't able to fill in for me.  So, I stopped and got some Shiner Bock and will sit on the deck and look forlornly at my friends having a good time on a beatiful day and drinking free beer.

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[drewstar]

She seems to be using the tubs jets to her full advantage.  

[Spatech_tuo]

And I'll call AA.

I'm pretty disappointed that I'm on here today.  I was supposed to play in a golf tournament across the street today, but my underling wasn't able to fill in for me.  So, I stopped and got some Shiner Bock and will sit on the deck and look forlornly at my friends having a good time on a beatiful day and drinking free beer.

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Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely.

[Chas]

Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely.

Who would do all the hand motions?

[drewstar]

Who would do all the hand motions?

 

Ever seen Arrested Development?

The incacerated father had a guy with a camera on his head and set up with 2 way radios?

[Snowbird]

Do you think she hand washes her bathing suit?

[East_TX_Spa]

Can't you just set up a baby monitor in the store with maybe a walkie-talkie and if someone comes in you can give your repsentation remotely.

It'd be difficult to do my normal presentation where I jump up and down on the spa, scratch it with a quarter, beat it with a baseball bat, roll around on the floor screaming "Damn Liberals!!!", and shotgun a beer via walkie-talkie.

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[IBinit4fun]

She seems to be using the tubs jets to her full advantage.  

And where is her left hand???

[East_TX_Spa]

And where is her left hand???

Caught in a bypass valve being sucked into oblivion, more than likely.

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