[size=18]Okay all you hot tub forum dwellers, lurkers and no-it-alls: Let's see how creative you can be. Finish the last line.[/size]
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[size=18]My final job was working in a store that sold hot tubs. That didn’t last long because…[/size][/b]
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There were some good responses and chosing a winner was tough, but here goes.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was pumping the bosses wife? Steve
I liked this one from the start and it would be good unless your boss was a gun toting Aussie wannabe from East Texas. But I enjoyed it.
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I also was caught "skimming" the owner's profits by "draining" his cash register.
Then Rick posted this one and I was ready to call the contest over.
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My final job was working in a store that sold hot tubs. That didn't last long because the Marquis at our Artesian supply store had an added laminate Dimension, One that made the Sundance into the eyes of the shoppers who would Coast by our store. The Vita-lity of the reflection was brighter than the Arctic sun itself. When the passerby would seek H a v e n from the glare (far brighter than even a Coleman lantern), the Hot Spring of their stride would propel them like a Bullfrog into the Clearwater of our Jacuzzis. My Master (baiting me in obvious derision) decided to terminate my employment.
But this one deserved to win for sheer volume. It was funny and called for some nimble thinking. When I read it I though sure it would win a close contest.
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My final job was working in a store that sold hot tubs. That didn't last long because I got caught sticking my finger in the Spa Cleaner... But she got fired too...
After considering all the entries I have to select this one as the winner because I am a pre-vert and while it may have been somewhat lacking in literary quality, it was damn funny.
So GoBlue, I hereby proclaim you as the winner of the 1st Snowbird Sentence Completion Open.
There is no prize except bragging rights.