Okay......this ain't gonna be "right", but here we go......
I thank whoever put the can of beer on the front edge of the tub.....Ladies, no fighting over this stud muffin...try not to swoon, stay in line, one at a time to see this wonder of male flesh.
Gentlemen, try hard not to flock to buy this WONDERFUL and simple to assemble product.....I know it's tempting, but this is just for the picture of the girl...(bet you didn't see her once your eyes happened upon that marvelous tub, did you? She's standing next to the tub.)