At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
sign at a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Steve