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Well, I've gotta admit he isn't all of those things you have listed but I think you should a few items to that list in order to please the ladies here. Like maybe... not on his death bed!
That's just not right.... :-/
OMG....you're hurting me!! Is that a doobie in his mouth? YUK!!
OMG! That skinny little man with the horrible haircut looks like my husband did when I met him 10+ years ago. No, Terminator.. thats not quite what we are looking for... I'd like someone at least in the 165lb range or more and preferably not stoned, but the effort is appreciated.
Sorry...I'm not a smoker and my eyes are bad...LOL! Let's see someone like Hugh Jackman, Josh Harknett, Tom Cruise, even Sean Connery (all rolled into one, except that freaky little Cruise guy). For me at least 6", 200lbs 250 lbs, dark chin hair, muscular head, nice teeth, a lot of good skin, somewhat honest and occasionally kind, good beer provider, loves children firearms...oh, I think I just described my husband the guy below.